Hmmmmmmmmmm good questions

[redlineguy]

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

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Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

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[mattymac]

why is it we drive on parkways but park in driveways?

 

[Pukeandride]

that is funny there

 

[SAWYER]

gooders

 

[94fordguy]

good points

 

[ArcticBoy]

Hmmmmm, don't know.

 

[rare breed]

i shouldnt read this stuff till i've had more coffee.

 

[PJ-Hunter]

Why is there always braille on drive-up ATMs?

 

[grandpa]

good questions

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
What happens when none of your bees wax?
Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone
just move 10 miles away?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year why do they have locks on their doors?
Why do green olives come in glass jars, but black olives com in cans?
What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of an airplane?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that
one enjoys it?
2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a
peeing section in a swimming pool?
3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that

make the Tennessee Titans?
4. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those
little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
5. There are three religious truths:
8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just
stale bread to begin with?
9 Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
14. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald
men?
16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use?
toothpicks?
21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
zigzag?
22. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Can you cry under water?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
Miss America?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

 

[Chubbydog]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

That would be RLG, he just put his mouth around them, and started drinking out of one, and playing with the other 2.

 

[Skinner]

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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?



I didn’t try to sing those songs…….Really.

 

[HIGHMARK]

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?