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Nelson
Well-known member
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.. While having a bite to eat,
they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so,
it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies
looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and
shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts
up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt
cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins
to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His
partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but
I ain't niver seed nobody do it! "
they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so,
it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies
looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and
shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts
up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt
cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins
to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His
partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but
I ain't niver seed nobody do it! "
Hey Cleetis you wash ur tongue yet?
