Hillary's Monument........

[Scott]

Your donation needed:

I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of Hillary R. Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for her two faces.

We then decided to erect the statue of Hillary in the Washington , D.C. Hall Of Fame. However, we were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, nor beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference. Although, we suspect Hillary might be as much a skirt chaser as her husband, William Jefferson Clinton.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he didn't know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on somebody else's money.

Thank you,

Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee

P.S. The Committee has only raised $1.35 so far.

 

[POLZIN]

I will donate the rest If you shove it up her arse!!!

 

[sldgy]

Your donation needed:

We finally decided to place it beside George W. Bush, the biggest idiot of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he didn't know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on US taxpayers money.

Thank you,



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