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Sled365
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Dont know if its a repeat or not but its funny.
Theres this over weight guy and hes on the internet looking at weight loss programs. so he find this one sight that says loose 5 pounds in 5 days for only 5 bucks so he orders it. about 5 minutes later the door bell rings and he opens the door and its a beautiful blond standing there with nothing on but a sign that says you can have me if you catch me so he chases her for five days steps on the scale and he lost five pounds. so he goes back to the sight orders the next level which is loose 20 pounds in 10 days. 5 minutes later the door bell rings and this time its a beautiful brunet with nothing on but a sign that says you can have me if you can catch me. so he chases her for 10 days and steps on the scale and he lost 20 pounds. he gets back on the web site. and gets the mega of all packages. this one is loose 50 pound in 40 days so he orders it and the door bell rings he opens it and this time its a Big giant guy that has nothing on but a sign that says IF I CATCH YOU YOUR *** IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA Thought I would share that
Theres this over weight guy and hes on the internet looking at weight loss programs. so he find this one sight that says loose 5 pounds in 5 days for only 5 bucks so he orders it. about 5 minutes later the door bell rings and he opens the door and its a beautiful blond standing there with nothing on but a sign that says you can have me if you catch me so he chases her for five days steps on the scale and he lost five pounds. so he goes back to the sight orders the next level which is loose 20 pounds in 10 days. 5 minutes later the door bell rings and this time its a beautiful brunet with nothing on but a sign that says you can have me if you can catch me. so he chases her for 10 days and steps on the scale and he lost 20 pounds. he gets back on the web site. and gets the mega of all packages. this one is loose 50 pound in 40 days so he orders it and the door bell rings he opens it and this time its a Big giant guy that has nothing on but a sign that says IF I CATCH YOU YOUR *** IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA Thought I would share that
