Have you ever pizzed off somebody at work??

[Himark]

Had huge battle today with new babysitter guy working here...

He had a new license plate cover that was damaged on new car and wanted it fixed and painted immediately. I told him we would do it on Wednesday and we did. He came to pick it up Wed. and paint was still wet... He flipped the fugg out. Remember it needed repaired primed and painted and he dropped it off Tuesday at 4. He comes back Thursday at 8 am and beeitch's theres dirt nibs in paint. I sand and polish this thing and he comes back again and said he could still see a nib or two on bottom edge. I told him to take it somewhere else if he needs it better than that cause i was done with it..

He back peddaled and said NO nobody else has time to fix it and you will fix it right now! I ignored him but after the 3rd time he kept ragging I said your right and I took it over to my tool box and whacked it over the sharp edge putting the original damage back as it was prior to me touching it. Then told him it may take longer to get it back from anyone else cause they still need to fix it and prime it so he better get cracking!

Have you ever seen someone at a total loss for words!!!

 

[McLovin]

Thats pretty funny there good for you people like there are just over the top.

 

[flatlander_99]

my day at work is never complete until i pizz off at least one person.
uh oh, i gotta get goin, the day is almost over......

 

[Highmarker]

well does the boss count? LOL

 

[Skogen]

I work in a bank with 3 guys (including me) and 17 women. Somebody is ALWAYS pissed about something around here......

 

[bonz50]

well, with comments like "its amazing your guts don't fall out with a gash that big" i can't imagine why???

 

[H2SNOW]

Had huge battle today with new babysitter guy working here...

He had a new license plate cover that was damaged on new car and wanted it fixed and painted immediately. I told him we would do it on Wednesday and we did. He came to pick it up Wed. and paint was still wet... He flipped the fugg out. Remember it needed repaired primed and painted and he dropped it off Tuesday at 4. He comes back Thursday at 8 am and beeitch's theres dirt nibs in paint. I sand and polish this thing and he comes back again and said he could still see a nib or two on bottom edge. I told him to take it somewhere else if he needs it better than that cause i was done with it..

He back peddaled and said NO nobody else has time to fix it and you will fix it right now! I ignored him but after the 3rd time he kept ragging I said your right and I took it over to my tool box and whacked it over the sharp edge putting the original damage back as it was prior to me touching it. Then told him it may take longer to get it back from anyone else cause they still need to fix it and prime it so he better get cracking!

Have you ever seen someone at a total loss for words!!!

that is absoluetly beautiful !!!! lmao

 

[Skogen]

well, with comments like "its amazing your guts don't fall out with a gash that big" i can't imagine why???

Hahaha... I dont say that outload, very often anyways.......

 

[kool-aid]

De-nibbing and buffing a license plate cover? I think that pretty much summs it up on this guy.

Some people have no interpersonal skills, you didn't act out of line. Sad part was that it was probably holding up delivery on a sold unit, so you can't win with management on this one

 

[coyoteman]

himark, you kill me

 

[Fosgate]

I deal with morons who have unrealistic expectations everyday. Just don't let it get to you. Let them to be the ones who don't get a good nights sleep.

 

[Himark]

De-nibbing and buffing a license plate cover? I think that pretty much summs it up on this guy.

Some people have no interpersonal skills, you didn't act out of line. Sad part was that it was probably holding up delivery on a sold unit, so you can't win with management on this one

yep you nailed it. And you are right. It wont go over well and the bad thing is the customer will end up with a delay that never should of happened. This guys has only worked here 3 months and I have been here 10 years and never had to blow up at somebody that bad...(except the fist fight once in parts) so I am sure the owner will be questioning him and I but as of yet today not one call from the owner so maybe they have read between the lines here.

 

[Gainster]

Oh this one hurts a bit, You know when a simple joke goes bad?
Back in the day I was working in a tire shop & we had a rather atractive young lady come in with a flat tire this one saturday morning. We call call my buddy Jim because that was his name & he was just going ape chit over this young lady. This young lady just happen to have her cloths on from the night before Im guessing.... Not many young ladys are dressed to kill & wearing F-me heels @ 9 am on a sturday morning but she was.
Anyhow Jim was playing the man & getting her taken care of, Opened the trunk of her car got the tire out for repair when it was in the shop & putting the spare away in the trunk when he spotted it...... OMG I never knew such a small piece of fabric could have such a effect on a guy
This little piece of fabric was a thong from either this young lady or one of her friends & I can only assume it was hers @ this point but it was tiny.
Anyhow Jim is going just bonkers over finding this thong & the rest of us are getting a kick out of him playing bigman smooth operator while being redfaced talking with the said young lady.
Me being the joker I was thought it would be funny to get Jim his just rewards. So with work gloves on I pickup this tiny little piece of fabric & stuff it in my coat pocket & make my way outside. Outside to my buddy Jims truck which just happened to never be locked.
With a very large grin I opened Jims glove box & stuffed the said tiny piece of fabric in & closed it then made my merry way back inside to share a laugh with the rest of the guys.

Here is where things head south kind of. Did I mention Jim was newly married to a beautifull young lady named Lori?
Ahhhhh yupp it gets bad for poor Jim because of me but it really did help him out if you can understand.

We finished the day & all headed to our weekend plans.
Jim & Lori just happen to be heading to wedding later that day, Jim as usual was running late as always & speeding as usual.

Now I really feel bad for what is about to happen but I am not the one speeding.

Sure enough my buddy Jim with his beautifull wife Lori sitting by his side get pulled over.

This is where a little joke goes bad in a BIG way.
Lori sitting in the passangers seat opens the glovebox to get the registration & finds this teeny tiny piece of fabric. As she reaches into the glove box & grabs this piece of fabric fire & rage takes over. With her beautifull little right hand clutching this said fabric she lands a right cross right in Jims right side of his face as the officer got to the drivers window.

Many evil words come from beautifull little Lori's mouth while the officer stands there in aww.

After a moment went by the office said to Jim "Dude, You have enuff problems right now & you dont need mine. Slow it down"

As the officer is leaving Lori wants to hear nothing from my buddy Jim & demands to be taken straight home. Once home she packs a bunch of her cloths & head to her parents house.

Monday morning Jim comes in with a nice bruise on the side of his face & mad as hell. How could this fabric get in his glovebox? How could this fabric make stuff go so wrong?

Thinking to myself "Oh Crap" I took Jim back in the office & told him I was the one that caused all of this & it was ment as a joke & that was beyond sorry.

Things got very heated but I convinced Jim I would call Lori & make things right. Damn, This girl was full of anger. I explained that it was a joke & she accused me of lieing for Jim & hung up on me. Three calls later her anger is now directed to me but thats cool because I dont have to live with her & Jim is in the clear.
Wow lesson to self, Woman are evil!

But I did save my buddy a speeding ticket!!!!

 

[SEAKM8]

Every day. I work with brothers.

 

[buck50]

^^^^^^^^^^that's a gooder

 

[Gainster]

Damn phone solicitors really been pizzing ME off here @ work. I guess if they spoke better english it wouldnt bother me so bad but most I just cant understand!!!!! Poor fuggers likley have someone standing behind them hitting them with cane everytime I hangup on them

 

[snowmobiler]

all the newbee brown nosers dont like me very much

 

[Ollie]

There is no cure for stupid.

I get people come down to security and order me to open this or give them that.
I usualy tell them I will get right on that.
They usually get the idea that I haven't lifted a finger and am not going to after an hour or so. I have had to have the fed police escort some people out a couple times.

Everyone always asumes you are just standing around waiting for them to grace you with their presence and give you a purpose in life.

 

[Joe Mama]

I often tell people at work I have two speeds and if you dont like this one you damn sure wont like the other.

 

[skid]

Had huge battle today with new babysitter guy working here...

He had a new license plate cover that was damaged on new car and wanted it fixed and painted immediately. I told him we would do it on Wednesday and we did. He came to pick it up Wed. and paint was still wet... He flipped the fugg out. Remember it needed repaired primed and painted and he dropped it off Tuesday at 4. He comes back Thursday at 8 am and beeitch's theres dirt nibs in paint. I sand and polish this thing and he comes back again and said he could still see a nib or two on bottom edge. I told him to take it somewhere else if he needs it better than that cause i was done with it..

He back peddaled and said NO nobody else has time to fix it and you will fix it right now! I ignored him but after the 3rd time he kept ragging I said your right and I took it over to my tool box and whacked it over the sharp edge putting the original damage back as it was prior to me touching it. Then told him it may take longer to get it back from anyone else cause they still need to fix it and prime it so he better get cracking!

Have you ever seen someone at a total loss for words!!!

I work in a body shop and can not tell you how many times have wanted to do that after someone complains about a tiny little speck!