You "gotta" laugh at this.....
A retired man went into the Job
Center in Downtown Denver , and saw
a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for
details.
The clerk pulled up the file and
read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready
for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils
so they're ready for the gynecologist's
examination." "The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings , MT , that's about 550 miles from here."
"Good grief, is that where the job is?"
"No sir --that's where the end of the line is right
now.
A retired man went into the Job
Center in Downtown Denver , and saw
a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for
details.
The clerk pulled up the file and
read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready
for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils
so they're ready for the gynecologist's
examination." "The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings , MT , that's about 550 miles from here."
"Good grief, is that where the job is?"
"No sir --that's where the end of the line is right
now.
