Gynecologist's Assistant Job Opening

[AkMike]

A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida , and
sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he
goes to learn more -

"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy
behind the desk.

The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it
is:
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully
wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently
shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're
ready
for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000,
but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620
miles fom here."
"Oh why, is that where the job's at?"
"No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"

 

[H2SNOW]

sign me up !!

 

[PJ-Hunter]

Oxford, here i come!

 

[Bad Daddy]

And then you have to ask them if they want to be numbed at no extra charge....

Num, num, num!

 

[yammerhammer]

Remember, before you apply, this is for ALL women, not just the hot ones!

Carfull what you wish for!

 

[Scott]

Yeah....I can think of some of the women in Mississippi that I wouldn't want to even SEE, let alone pick up a razor for.

 

[Gainster]

Remember, before you apply, this is for ALL women, not just the hot ones!

Carfull what you wish for!

Dito!
Hold the cheese please

 

[Skogen]

Also a note: Most women go to these doctors because they have cheese, fungus or something stinky comming out of their kooter.

 

[mattymac]

im gunna go eat lunch now, this thread is making me hungry!

 

[TurboGuy800]

Also a note: Most women go to these doctors because they have cheese, fungus or something stinky comming out of their kooter.

gross and at lunch time

 

[MARV1]

Hahaha, lol.

 

[bonz50]

Also a note: Most women go to these doctors because they have cheese, fungus or something stinky comming out of their kooter.

i'm glad someone else noted that before I did... I can't imagine an OB/GYN having to want anything to do with pu$$y after a day filled with lookin at the nastiest ones on the planet....

 

[Skogen]

All I can say is I couldnt do it.

I would get sued the first time a woman asked why I always would say "amazing"

Answer:
"It is amazing that with a gash that big, your guts dont fall out"

 

[buck50]

All I can say is I couldnt do it.

I would get sued the first time a woman asked why I always would say "amazing"

Answer:
"It is amazing that with a gash that big, your guts dont fall out"

jesus h christ, i think i'm gonna need a new key board!!! not sure if all the coke is gonna come out! that's the funniest thing i heard today. wrong, but funny

 

[Scott]

I'd have a big ax hanging as a decoration on the wall of my office. LOL

Hatchet wound.

 

[oonighttrain]

I'd have a big ax hanging as a decoration on the wall of my office. LOL

Hatchet wound.

id have the curtains made from prime rib... nothing like some beef curtains to dress the place up...

 

[SAWYER]

hahahahaha

 

[Blisteringsnorider]

Also a note: Most women go to these doctors because they have cheese, fungus or something stinky comming out of their kooter.

Bring on the Ritz crakers......................