Guts vs. Balls

[johnsodo]

Guts vs. Balls

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS: - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask : 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS: - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.

 

[mold]

Guts vs. Balls

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS: - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask : 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS: - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.

when it was all said and done I think one's guts would be rearranged and his balls would no longer be an intricate part of his body

 

[94fordguy]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Thanks for the clarification!

 

[tukernater]

Guts vs. Balls

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS: - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask : 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS: - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.

i laughed my a$$ of when i read this ,my wife said my balls would be in my guts

 

[MARV1]

Would be hung out to dry. . .

 

[skibreeze]

My wife just gave me the dirtiest look.

 

[Fosgate]

Reminds me of an old military joke.

One day at an Armed Forces picnic, an Army General, a Navy Admiral, a Marine General and an Air Force General were sitting around talking. Eventualy a heated discussion arouse as to which branch has the most guts. “Navy has the most guts, watch this. Seaman! I want to you hand youself off that yardarm!”
“Yessir” he replies and runs off to carry out the order.
The Army General snorts, “That’s not guts, now this is guts. Solier.”
“Sir?”
“I want you to shoot yourself with this M-16.”
BLAM! guy shoots himself.
“Bah!” says the Marine General, “Watch this. Soldier, I want you to shoot yourself, *while* climbing that yardarm.” The marine does as he’s told.
The Air Force General puts his cigar down and says, “Oh yeah, watch this. Airman. Did you see what that marine jsut did?” The airman nods. “I want you to do the same.”
The airman looks the General square in the in the eye and says “**** you sir!”
“Gentlemen, now THAT is guts.”

 

[CatWoman]

"Bobbit" comes to mind.

 

[thinksnowinmo]

want to really get to know your wife ? divorce her . o and bay a new sled