Guts or Balls?

[adrenaline junkey]

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having
guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
And you should remember that medical info on the Web is very
accurate. In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are
listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the
butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, Chubby."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately
result in death.

 

[redlineguy]

LOL I like that one.







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[Meatman]

how bout coming home from a night out with the boys while being met at the door by your wife who just got back home from a night out with the girls....she wants to ravage you like a lioness however a night with the boys is brutal and no matter how much you bop the clown it just aint gonna move. SO in a drunken stupor you reach into her little 'toy box' toss her a little blue dong with a dolphin on it and tell her to f*ck herself cause you're tired and want to go to bed. Then wake up in the morning with a black eye, in a pool of your own blood from having said dolphin thrown at you from across the room and lacking the ability to dodge, dip, dive, duck, or dodge. Unknowing what you had done the night before.

 

[adrenaline junkey]

how bout coming home from a night out with the boys while being met at the door by your wife who just got back home from a night out with the girls....she wants to ravage you like a lioness however a night with the boys is brutal and no matter how much you bop the clown it just aint gonna move. SO in a drunken stupor you reach into her little 'toy box' toss her a little blue dong with a dolphin on it and tell her to f*ck herself cause you're tired and want to go to bed. Then wake up in the morning with a black eye, in a pool of your own blood from having said dolphin thrown at you from across the room and lacking the ability to dodge, dip, dive, duck, or dodge. Unknowing what you had done the night before.

lmao hope you arnt relating a personal experience here to the story here and i think that would fall under WTF

 

[Unfair Advantage]

how bout coming home from a night out with the boys while being met at the door by your wife who just got back home from a night out with the girls....she wants to ravage you like a lioness however a night with the boys is brutal and no matter how much you bop the clown it just aint gonna move. SO in a drunken stupor you reach into her little 'toy box' toss her a little blue dong with a dolphin on it and tell her to f*ck herself cause you're tired and want to go to bed. Then wake up in the morning with a black eye, in a pool of your own blood from having said dolphin thrown at you from across the room and lacking the ability to dodge, dip, dive, duck, or dodge. Unknowing what you had done the night before.

LMAO, personal story or not that was good.

 

[sledchick]

how bout coming home from a night out with the boys while being met at the door by your wife who just got back home from a night out with the girls....she wants to ravage you like a lioness however a night with the boys is brutal and no matter how much you bop the clown it just aint gonna move. SO in a drunken stupor you reach into her little 'toy box' toss her a little blue dong with a dolphin on it and tell her to f*ck herself cause you're tired and want to go to bed. Then wake up in the morning with a black eye, in a pool of your own blood from having said dolphin thrown at you from across the room and lacking the ability to dodge, dip, dive, duck, or dodge. Unknowing what you had done the night before.

hahaha I still am laughing about this...

 

[MPS]

how bout coming home from a night out with the boys while being met at the door by your wife who just got back home from a night out with the girls....she wants to ravage you like a lioness however a night with the boys is brutal and no matter how much you bop the clown it just aint gonna move. SO in a drunken stupor you reach into her little 'toy box' toss her a little blue dong with a dolphin on it and tell her to f*ck herself cause you're tired and want to go to bed. Then wake up in the morning with a black eye, in a pool of your own blood from having said dolphin thrown at you from across the room and lacking the ability to dodge, dip, dive, duck, or dodge. Unknowing what you had done the night before.

Have you been reading Ollie's diary?

 

[Gainster]

how bout coming home from a night out with the boys while being met at the door by your wife who just got back home from a night out with the girls....she wants to ravage you like a lioness however a night with the boys is brutal and no matter how much you bop the clown it just aint gonna move. SO in a drunken stupor you reach into her little 'toy box' toss her a little blue dong with a dolphin on it and tell her to f*ck herself cause you're tired and want to go to bed. Then wake up in the morning with a black eye, in a pool of your own blood from having said dolphin thrown at you from across the room and lacking the ability to dodge, dip, dive, duck, or dodge. Unknowing what you had done the night before.

Man now I feel better!!!! I thought that only happened to me

 

[rednecksledder]

how bout coming home from a night out with the boys while being met at the door by your wife who just got back home from a night out with the girls....she wants to ravage you like a lioness however a night with the boys is brutal and no matter how much you bop the clown it just aint gonna move. So in a drunken stupor you reach into her little 'toy box' toss her a little blue dong with a dolphin on it and tell her to f*ck herself cause you're tired and want to go to bed. Then wake up in the morning with a black eye, in a pool of your own blood from having said dolphin thrown at you from across the room and lacking the ability to dodge, dip, dive, duck, or dodge. Unknowing what you had done the night before.

lmao!!!:d

 

[ArcticBoy]

Is it guts, balls or somewhat shortage of brains. I've been accused of all three.

 

[Tin-Man]

My wife's rather large (FULL FIGGERED)sister had her fiance back, my wife called me mon to tell me he was having chest pains/shortness breath.Her sister was taking him to ER I in my wisdom asked if her sister was on top?? Not fun around home Dr. said galbladder problem

 

[sledhed84]

how bout coming home from a night out with the boys while being met at the door by your wife who just got back home from a night out with the girls....she wants to ravage you like a lioness however a night with the boys is brutal and no matter how much you bop the clown it just aint gonna move. SO in a drunken stupor you reach into her little 'toy box' toss her a little blue dong with a dolphin on it and tell her to f*ck herself cause you're tired and want to go to bed. Then wake up in the morning with a black eye, in a pool of your own blood from having said dolphin thrown at you from across the room and lacking the ability to dodge, dip, dive, duck, or dodge. Unknowing what you had done the night before.

bawahahahahahaha....thats some funny chit right there

 

[buck50]

My wife's rather large (FULL FIGGERED)sister had her fiance back, my wife called me mon to tell me he was having chest pains/shortness breath.Her sister was taking him to ER I in my wisdom asked if her sister was on top?? Not fun around home Dr. said galbladder problem

good friend of mine told that his wife fell ASLEEP while on top of him, and she confirmed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mrs Snowrider]

Nice!