Griz/cat week - 2013

[Sled Idaho]

Let the smack talking begin!

Three doctors were comparing their accomplishments.

The first said he had a patient that lost both legs, and that he had sewed them back on, and the patient won the Boston Marathon.

The second said he had a patient that lost both arms, and he sewed them back on. The patient went on to become a famous concert pianist.

The third doctor said that they had nothing on him: "All I had was a rectum and a maroon sweater. I sewed them together and he became the head football coach at Montana."

 

[Wheel House Motorsports]

I keep setting my DVR to record "The biggest loser" and it keeps recording Griz games.....

 

[Scott]

 

[Scott]

Giving credit to B_C for sending this to me yesterday. LMAO

 

[Scott]

Love this one

 

[Scott]

I keep setting my DVR to record "The biggest loser" and it keeps recording Griz games.....

Says the fan of the 7-4 team. BWAAHAHAHA

 

[Wheel House Motorsports]

Says the fan of the 7-4 team. BWAAHAHAHA

I really could care less, just should figure I should at least rep the town i live in.

 

[Scott]

I really could care less, just should figure I should at least rep the town i live in.

Well you don't HAVE to claim them...LOL

 

[Sled Idaho]

Says the fan of the 7-4 team. BWAAHAHAHA

Says the fan of the team that has ONE win against a team with a winning record...Portland St. LMAO!!

 

[Sheepdog]

Eat S#it grizzly's no means NO.

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[Scott]

Says the fan of the team that has ONE win against a team with a winning record...Portland St. LMAO!!

Just repeating what ya heard last year, eh?

 

[Scott]

Eat S#it grizzly's no means NO.

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Pretty sure the Wheat Montana folks got into some pretty hot water over a video about that. LOL

 

[Sheepdog]

Score predictions?? I will throw out 34-24 Cats.

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[Scott]

38-12. Griz.

 

[Sled Idaho]

Just repeating what ya heard last year, eh?

Last year? Hmmm...now remember when talking about opponents' records...when the first number is smaller than the second number, that means the team has a LOSING record.

Let's begin...

2013 Gizz Schedule - Opponent (record)
W - App State (2-9)
W - N. Dak (3-8)
W - OK Panhandle St (4-7)
L - No. Arizona (8-2)
W - Portland St. (6-5)
W - UC Davis (4-7)
W - Cal Poly (5-6)
L - E. Washington (9-2)
W - Sac State (5-6)
W - So. Dakota (4-7)
W - Weber State (1-10)

 

[Scott]

Last year? Hmmm...now remember when talking about opponents' records...when the first number is smaller than the second number, that means the team has a LOSING record.

Let's begin...

2013 Gizz Schedule - Opponent (record)
W - App State (2-9)
W - N. Dak (3-8)
W - OK Panhandle St (4-7)
L - No. Arizona (8-2)
W - Portland St. (6-5)
W - UC Davis (4-7)
W - Cal Poly (5-6)
L - E. Washington (9-2)
W - Sac State (5-6)
W - So. Dakota (4-7)
W - Weber State (1-10)

Pull up yer kitties record from last year and match it up.

Doesn't matter anyway....the kitties have Olmsteaded their way to a team Thanksgiving Day dinner at the equipment manager's gear check-in window on campus.

 

[Scott]

Oldie, but good.


MSU football practice was delayed for two hours yesterday in the midst of what was an anthrax scare. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Bobcats Coach Ash immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when FBI special agents decided that the bobcats, winless in their last 2 games, would not be likely to encounter the substance ever, ever again.

 

[Scott]

Back about 20 years ago, when electrocution was allowed here in Montana, three men were scheduled for the chair on the same night. The first man, a Carroll graduate, sat down. When asked if he had any last words, he said, "HOW 'BOUT THEM SAINTS!" The switch was then thrown, but nothing happened. The Warden stated that he was now free to go, due to a law that prohibited cruel and unusual punishment.


The second man, a Griz alum, sat down. When asked if he had any last words, he bellowed, "UP WITH MONTANA!". The switch was thrown, but nothing happened. He, too, was free to go.


The third man, an engineering graduate of Montana State, sat down. When asked if he had any last words, he simply smiled and stated "Yes, if you will connect that blue wire and that yellow wire down there, and push on that capacitor, this chair will work just fine."

 

[Scott]

Did you Obama is sending Denaris McGhee to Afganistan?


Yeah, Barack figured, hell, he over throws everybody else, why not the Taliban?

 

[Scott]

You can't spell "Bunch of overrated players on an overrated team who can't survive a game against So Utah" without the letters MSU.