Great Alaskan Sex.......
The Italian said to his two friends, "Well, last night my wife and I had sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made love, and she screamed for over 10 minutes."
The Frenchman boasted, "Last night when my wife and I had sex. I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 20 minutes."
A Alaskan man, "Last night, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with peanut butter, we made passionate love, and she screamed for six hours."
The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?"
The Alaskan said, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread."
The Italian said to his two friends, "Well, last night my wife and I had sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made love, and she screamed for over 10 minutes."
The Frenchman boasted, "Last night when my wife and I had sex. I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 20 minutes."
A Alaskan man, "Last night, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with peanut butter, we made passionate love, and she screamed for six hours."
The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?"
The Alaskan said, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread."
