goverment joke.............

[AKSNOWRIDER]

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately:
illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in
Florida ...



Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win
situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to rai se the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes!

Think about this one:

1. Cows
2..The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments



C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow
epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost
three
years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to
locate 11
million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give
each of them a cow.



T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has
worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.



T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,'
and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

 

[ArcticBoy]

When do we start? I can start on the moat.

 

[Burndown1]

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately:
illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in
Florida ...



Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win
situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to rai se the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes!

Think about this one:

1. Cows
2..The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments



C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow
epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost
three
years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to
locate 11
million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give
each of them a cow.



T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has
worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.



T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,'
and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

Taxes, Racisim, and traffic congestion.

 

[Wade]

They tried that, but the Chinese contractor hired to dig the moat went out and hired Mexicans. Environmentalist sued to stop the digging, claiming the Mexican Jumping Blue Toed Salamander was being harmed. And the moat diggers killed the alligators and tanned the hides to make cheap Designer knock off bags, that they sold on Ebay. And, the dirt ended up dumped in the ocean near Brownsville, causing an alga bloom that forced shutdown of all offshore oil drilling and pumping, resulting in $20 gallon gas. And the legislative branch, that voted for the bill, blamed the President. And, six members of congress were charged with taking kickbacks on the project. The other 600 senators filed a resolution denouncing the kickbacks since they didn't get any.

Good ideas don't always go as planned.

 

[POLZIN]

They tried that, but the Chinese contractor hired to dig the moat went out and hired Mexicans. Environmentalist sued to stop the digging, claiming the Mexican Jumping Blue Toed Salamander was being harmed. And the moat diggers killed the alligators and tanned the hides to make cheap Designer knock off bags, that they sold on Ebay. And, the dirt ended up dumped in the ocean near Brownsville, causing an alga bloom that forced shutdown of all offshore oil drilling and pumping, resulting in $20 gallon gas. And the legislative branch, that voted for the bill, blamed the President. And, six members of congress were charged with taking kickbacks on the project. The other 600 senators filed a resolution denouncing the kickbacks since they didn't get any.

Good ideas don't always go as planned.

Its f'ing scary how easily this could be a true story!

 

[Pit Crew]

"C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow
epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost
three
years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to
locate 11
million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give
each of them a cow."

In Canada the "Cow Registry" works (see above) and costs $7,000,000/year.

The "Long Gun Registry", you know the one designed to make hunters and farmers into criminals, which has still failed to register most of the legal guns in our country and "NONE" of the illegal ones has cost $2,000,000,000 (thats billion) and counting.............. BTW there are way more cows than guns!!!!!!

 

[Wade]

The "Long Gun Registry", you know the one designed to make hunters and farmers into criminals, which has still failed to register most of the legal guns in our country and "NONE" of the illegal ones has cost $2,000,000,000 (thats billion) and counting.............. BTW there are way more cows than guns!!!!!!

I knew they outlawed pistols up there, eh. But, I didn't know they were registering long guns. Shotguns too?

 

[SAWYER]

i don't have a cow so they'll never find me