A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man,
"What's
your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration
and
medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar.
The
robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini".
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and
says,
"What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, and John
Deere
tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he
will try
it one more time. He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great
martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "So.......you people
still happy
you voted for Obama?"
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The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man,
"What's
your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration
and
medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar.
The
robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini".
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and
says,
"What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, and John
Deere
tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he
will try
it one more time. He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great
martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "So.......you people
still happy
you voted for Obama?"
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