Last year former vice president Al Gore won a Nobel Peace Prize for his work on Global Warming.
He even produced a movie about it
In fact 2007 was a big year for global warming awareness. Celebs couldn't stop talking about it as they got out of their limos. They even flew thousands of miles in private jets to have concerts about it.
That's all fine and goo. But as a resident of North Idaho i need some good ol down home advice. Not about avoiding global warming, cause we all know we're gonna burn like a bad hemroid flare up. I'm talking practical advice. What can we do to help?
So here it is North Idahoans, I've put together a Global Warming Survival Guide.
1. Stay inside.......To avoid injury from Large icicles
2. Always carpool.......... with someone who has 4 wheel drive and chains
3.Apply lots of sunsreen...........while shoveling your roof
4. Recycle............cause we need the landfills to dump snow
5.Educate your children...............since another "snow day" has kept the brats home form scholl
6. Consider renewable fuels likeethanol and bio diesel............for your plow or snow blower
7. Plant a tree...........to replace the one that collapsed form the heavy ice
8. Avoid rigorous activity, especially in the heat of the day when temperatures climb all the way to 1
9. Build a windmill ..............to take advantage of the wind chill
10. Track your carbon footprint.........if it's not already covered up by the time you shovel the end of the driveway
He even produced a movie about it
In fact 2007 was a big year for global warming awareness. Celebs couldn't stop talking about it as they got out of their limos. They even flew thousands of miles in private jets to have concerts about it.
That's all fine and goo. But as a resident of North Idaho i need some good ol down home advice. Not about avoiding global warming, cause we all know we're gonna burn like a bad hemroid flare up. I'm talking practical advice. What can we do to help?
So here it is North Idahoans, I've put together a Global Warming Survival Guide.
1. Stay inside.......To avoid injury from Large icicles
2. Always carpool.......... with someone who has 4 wheel drive and chains
3.Apply lots of sunsreen...........while shoveling your roof
4. Recycle............cause we need the landfills to dump snow
5.Educate your children...............since another "snow day" has kept the brats home form scholl
6. Consider renewable fuels likeethanol and bio diesel............for your plow or snow blower
7. Plant a tree...........to replace the one that collapsed form the heavy ice
8. Avoid rigorous activity, especially in the heat of the day when temperatures climb all the way to 1
9. Build a windmill ..............to take advantage of the wind chill
10. Track your carbon footprint.........if it's not already covered up by the time you shovel the end of the driveway
