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Gay cowboy (joke)

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Ollie

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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch,
but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in
the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied
she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and
the ranch was doing very
well..
Then one day, the rancher' s widow said to the hired hand, 'You have
done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into
town and kick up your heels.'
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no
hired hand.
Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he
found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she
directed.

'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them
neatly by her boots.
'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching
her eyes in the fire light.
'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was
told and dropped it to the floor.




Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into
town again, you're fired.'





( I didn't see it coming, either.)
 
:eek:Whoa! Didn't see that one coming.........well producers know where they can find their first star to the sequel of Brokeback Mountain, and the lead roll for Sore A$$ Pass.
 
As long as you opened the door to "gay jokes" and thread is still alive I will sneak one in here..


3 Gay guys meet at a grieving spousal support group.

One guy asked what the other two did with the bodies? they all replied cremated, he then asked what they did with the ashes?

First guy replies. "My partner liked to skydive, so I took his ashes up for one last time and scattered over skyline.

Second guy replies "My partner liked to sail so we took his ashes out to sea and scattered them for his last time"

Third guy says "I made the hottest bowl of Chile I could make then put his ashes in it and ate it"
"Why" asked others,

"So he could tear up my azz one more time"
 
As long as you opened the door to "gay jokes" and thread is still alive I will sneak one in here..


3 Gay guys meet at a grieving spousal support group.

One guy asked what the other two did with the bodies? they all replied cremated, he then asked what they did with the ashes?

First guy replies. "My partner liked to skydive, so I took his ashes up for one last time and scattered over skyline.

Second guy replies "My partner liked to sail so we took his ashes out to sea and scattered them for his last time"

Third guy says "I made the hottest bowl of Chile I could make then put his ashes in it and ate it"
"Why" asked others,

"So he could tear up my azz one more time"

Havnt laughed that hard since Clinton got caught getting a B J in the ORvAL office
 
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