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Funny thought while riding.

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As your riding across an easy area or just down the trail to the jump point, what are some of the stupid stuff you think about.

For instance.

While going down the trail on my way to the jump point an interesting thing happened.

Every now and then while riding snow chunks or ice will come flying forward after being throw by the track.

Well, this chunk of ice comes SLOWLY up the right side of my helmet at eye level. It passes SLOWLY across my goggles (without touching anything) and then disappears back along the right side of my helmet.

I found this rather funny and thought to myself.
You know your ego is getting too big when your head gets it's own satellite.
 
Funny things go across my mind too...lilke I'M RIDING ON JUNE 18th!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Rolling down the trail I'm always thinking about taking it easy on my thottle so I can have more gas to play with in the back. Cause you know, gas is pretty expensive at 7500ft. around here.
 
I spend a lot of time reflecting on the beauty of it all. And I think of all the poor bastards that don't ride and see what I do. I feel God like sometimes. Must be getting older that does this to a person. Used to be WOT all the time. Now I just get there when I get there. And yes it does save fuel not going 80mph down the road.
 
Huh. I always get strange songs stuck in my head... nothing like busting through pow with Cher's "If I Could Turn Back Time" or Afroman's "Because I Got High" running through your mind.... :confused:
 
Afroman= I understand.
Cher= better question your sexuality.
LMAO.....

Better to listen to more Afro:
Drive better Drunk or She won't let me Fucc
 
Strange songs, random thoughts. I really like ghosting through the trails on the Snowies in the middle of the night thinking about how eerie it is to only see the bit your headlight illuminates, it really clears my mind of any erroneous thought, keeps me in the here and now.

edit: I'm not about tell you guys what songs get stuck in my head :D
 
speaking of ice chunks flying by your head slowly....dont ya love it when you you are cruizin down the trail and the sled in front of you throws a chunk of ice up and you know from the time you see it come out from the snow flap(in slow mo) you know its going to hit your cold uncovered nose at a high rate of speed but you just watch it slowly fly towards you and then WAM!! man i hate that...it hurts! lol
 
i cry realizing how lonely I am everyday of my life and even when im riding im all alone, because im ahead of all the other riders in my group like this chick named Bill from Oregon hes always behind me when he decides to come over here and ride with real men.
 
Nice... I seem to sometimes think about work, or what I have to do later, or often, I think about J-roc's signature:


Love, it's that feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you stab the throttle that almost makes you puke:face-icon-small-hap

I'll recite that a dozen times to myself, particularly after hammering it on a flat straightaway:eek::D:cool:
 
speaking of ice chunks flying by your head slowly....dont ya love it when you you are cruizin down the trail and the sled in front of you throws a chunk of ice up and you know from the time you see it come out from the snow flap(in slow mo) you know its going to hit your cold uncovered nose at a high rate of speed but you just watch it slowly fly towards you and then WAM!! man i hate that...it hurts! lol

Ain't it amazing how those seem to only hit the only exposed flesh on your ENTIRE body? Even if it's a little tiny sliver of flesh on your cheek where your goggles just happened to ride up a little bit, you can be guaranteed it'll score a perfect fluckin bullseye.
 
speaking of ice chunks flying by your head slowly....dont ya love it when you you are cruizin down the trail and the sled in front of you throws a chunk of ice up and you know from the time you see it come out from the snow flap(in slow mo) you know its going to hit your cold uncovered nose at a high rate of speed but you just watch it slowly fly towards you and then WAM!! man i hate that...it hurts! lol

Ain't it amazing how those seem to only hit the only exposed flesh on your ENTIRE body? Even if it's a little tiny sliver of flesh on your cheek where your goggles just happened to ride up a little bit, you can be guaranteed it'll score a perfect fluckin bullseye.


And so many make fun of modular helmets........:D:D:D
 
Shortstop, stop drinking Bud Lite the night before and switch to the hard stuff. Then it's like a game of chance. Are you going to fart, or **** your suit? Really kills time on the trail while you're on your way to the hill.

I find that I talk to myself. It's usually stupid stuff that I recite when I'm loaded, or stuff I tease my kids about. I also try to make up catchy nicknames for my friends. LOL, if they only knew. I swear a lot too, maybe I have other problems?
 
Shortstop, stop drinking Bud Lite the night before and switch to the hard stuff. Then it's like a game of chance. Are you going to fart, or **** your suit? Really kills time on the trail while you're on your way to the hill.

I find that I talk to myself. It's usually stupid stuff that I recite when I'm loaded, or stuff I tease my kids about. I also try to make up catchy nicknames for my friends. LOL, if they only knew. I swear a lot too, maybe I have other problems?

I wouldn't worry about it. Look at the good side: if you get stranded you'll have someone to talk to. :D
 
I USED to think how great rides I was on...until I visited Idaho and Oregon and found out what Riding was ALL ABOUT...now I just wish I was there everytime I ride....
 
Usually one of 2 thoughts run through my head, 1st Dave and Pat are Huge b@stards for always calling me a Salley, LOL 2nd Man Its funny I can get this 700 Poo to go everywhere their modded Doo 800 goes.
 
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