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friday joke

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their
> first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
> They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with
> a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In
> Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as
> a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving
> the animal body.' For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,
> stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck
> his finger in his mouth.
>
> 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students
> freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns
> sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on
> it.
>
> When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The
> second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
> finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
> Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid'.
 
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