A woman was out golfing and was stung by a wasp. She quickly found a greens keeper and told him what happened. "Where did you get stung he asked?" "Oh between the first and second hole." The greenskeeper responded "well I would narrow up your stance then."
A man walked into a bar and ordered a pitcher of beer. He then proceeded to stick his hand into the pitcher, hold it there for awhile then take it out. After awhile he repeated the act and once again dunked his hand into the beer. The bartender in a annoyed voice said, "what the heck are you doing?" "Well, I'm trying to get my date drunk!"
A man walked into a bar and ordered a pitcher of beer. He then proceeded to stick his hand into the pitcher, hold it there for awhile then take it out. After awhile he repeated the act and once again dunked his hand into the beer. The bartender in a annoyed voice said, "what the heck are you doing?" "Well, I'm trying to get my date drunk!"
