Friday Funny

[Skogen]

Disclaimer: This is a joke, it is funny!. If you have no sense of humor or if you are in a pissy mood, please stop reading immediately. I suggest doing something fun: Dreaming of snow, getting laid, ect (i am sure you get the picture).

And now the joke.

So, Imagine you are locked in a room.
Locked in a room with a rabid skunk, a pissed off rattlesnake and a Lawyer.
In your hand is a .357 mag with ONLY 2 bullets.

What do you do!!?















You shoot the Lawyer.
TWICE!

 

[kayceeWY]

lol nice.......props on the disclaimer lol seems like its easy to pizz people off on here lately lol

 

[mtsummitx]

I'm a Lawyer and I am offended by this joke! It reeks with Hate and needs to go the way of the Obama joke thread.

 

[143777]

If he's ^^^^^ a lawyer , he's also a skunk and a snake. No ofense to the skunk and snake though. Gooder.