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Couldn't you just see the ad:
Solving The Pirate Problem - The American Way
So here's how we do it;
"Pirate Sniper Cruise Lines offers a 7 day pirate hunting cruise. For $1,000 per person, this exciting cruise will ply the waters oft the horn of Africa trolling for pirates. Yep, real live pirates. Pack your favorite deer rifle, your shotgun, your AR-16 or, for real sporting action, bring along you bow. Bring 'em all and don't forget the ammunition. All you rednecks can bask in the luxury of our five star accommodations while our crew remains ever on the outlook for pirates. When sighted, six short blasts followed by one long blast of the ship's horn tells you to skedaddle to your cabin, grab you arms and make your way to your firing station. Let our crew track our unwitting friends by radar and when in range, our 10 100 million candlepower radar controlled search lights will light up your targets like a Christmas tree. Happy hunting guys..."
Solving The Pirate Problem - The American Way
So here's how we do it;
"Pirate Sniper Cruise Lines offers a 7 day pirate hunting cruise. For $1,000 per person, this exciting cruise will ply the waters oft the horn of Africa trolling for pirates. Yep, real live pirates. Pack your favorite deer rifle, your shotgun, your AR-16 or, for real sporting action, bring along you bow. Bring 'em all and don't forget the ammunition. All you rednecks can bask in the luxury of our five star accommodations while our crew remains ever on the outlook for pirates. When sighted, six short blasts followed by one long blast of the ship's horn tells you to skedaddle to your cabin, grab you arms and make your way to your firing station. Let our crew track our unwitting friends by radar and when in range, our 10 100 million candlepower radar controlled search lights will light up your targets like a Christmas tree. Happy hunting guys..."
