WHAT'S UP MY B!TCHES? How's everyone been? AO, what's up my little Pisano? I heard the makers of the Wizard Of Oz is making a new move and they wanted you in it! I guess they need another flying monkey. The movie will be called "When gay monkeys fly"...Its a starring roll!!!!!!??????!!! Piddles, what's up with you, d!c cheese? You and the Beehive come to terms with your sexuality and announce your all gay? Come out of the closet Piddles (if you can fit).
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Ok Clam Dip.....or should I just cal ya SPANKY. Yea, Spanky sounds good....ok Spanky the subject does not worry me actually "Gus" is well taken care of and actually its Fathers day and well lets just say gus will be smiling tonight...and it will not be because any type of "Spankin activity"......LOL!!
No worries about Gus speakin out as he only conversates with me...and well maybe my fiancee....so if ya try and log in under "Gus" we all know it will be "Spanky" adding the crotch area of 4 of the male gender on his mind......
Hey, I remember Chubby Gussy. We was all doing a group hug AO's big party last year. It was someplace wet, and I don't think it was in the hot tub. You were pretty drunk, big boy. How is old Gussy. He wasn't feeling too chipper back then.
Hey Guys is that neccessary? I don't talk about your better parts like that. Crapp, the whole world don't need to know that kind of sh!t. I thought you were a bud.
Spit, cough, gag, it tastes like white chocolate sh!t. Damn take the VW out next time, I kept getting a tail pipe in the eye. Can't we find another B!tch to play wit? I liked bumping noses with AO better than this. Come on give a dic a break!
Hell no, not that again. I'm not going for it. I'll shrivel up so far that you will think I'm an inny. I would rather fall off a sled and wet my self again.
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Yeh, now you be talking.
I'm HIGHLY OFFENDED, by that video!
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Anthony Oberti
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Lmao......
Yes, Mr Dandy, we all seem to agree on Mr Burt's insecurity and notorious sature. I eagerly await the day when Mr Puddles, Oberti, Blew and the rest of the gang from the north pummel this weak man. As far as your statement regarding the riders I see some similarities in our thought process. Utah has produced many backcountry greats....perhaps some of the best known. And in regards to the best hillclimbers to ever point a sled up Snow King Mt in Jackson Hole, I think many would once again agree that the gentlemen from Utah have set the gold standard. However, in this particualr agruement when analyzing the young men involved, I see the gents from Northern California really starting to raise the bar. From what I have heard this past season, it was this Nor-Cal Posse that is winning over the hearts of fans throughout the west due to their tenaciously fierce attack on the hills. I hate to see it, but Mr Phatty was unable to contend with this group as he supposedly whipped out on one of the warm up hills for this Nor-Cal group. Rumor has it that Mr King even conqured this simple hill. And as for Mr. Gardiner, while he was once regarded as one of the best in the country known for his backcountry boondocking capabilities, he seems to have fallen off the map. I think the competition has outgrown his current riding abilities and I hear he has become more of a camera-man, than an actual rider. It seems that the freakishly quite, and semi-mute Mr. Gardiner, has fallen into a catabolic decent and shows no hope of ever catching the current stars. I do however wish him the best of luck in his future endeavours and hope of becoming a legal spokesmen for the quite, short, and physically weak young gay men of Utah. His demise has been such a disappointment for me, the young Milkman was once a unattainable super hero to my children. So while I understand your statement due to actions witnessed in the past, I am respectfully disagreeing with your comment regarding the fine gentlement from Utah. I do hope you can see my logic, and perhaps we should continue our discussion over crumpets and tea sometime? I truly enjoy the finer moments in life when I can sit with a man of your intelligence and critique these fine young gents.
Baxter! You know i dont speak spanish! In english please!
Yep i couldn't follow the goat or king up the hill... oh well better luck next time
Nor Cal posse 1, Utah 0 though i do recall a chute in April of 07 that Mister Oberti declined (chickened out on!) on that was slayed by my stock ski-doo, but that was on the home course here in Utah... Scores even 1-1
now, do we want to discuss going down hill? See attached photo! I cant wait to get the nor cal posse out to some real snow to see what they got!
Where is that chicken little Gardiner? I feel like the only one representing Utah around here these days...
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Anthony Oberti
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No kidding.....how about Jim Dandy and n0tagain have a formal debate?????..................although they are funny!!!!
Phatty.....ahh come on man.....you had to bring that up.....as soon as you went up that hill Aiello and I looked at each other at the sametime shaking our heads. You could have turned around a big rig in that darn chute...... funny how deceiving they look from below. And as for going down hill... I am not the guy; BUT Shane and Jesse can play that game!
Phatty.....ahh come on man.....you had to bring that up.....as soon as you went up that hill Aiello and I looked at each other at the sametime shaking our heads. You could have turned around a big rig in that darn chute...... funny how deceiving they look from below. And as for going down hill... I am not the guy; BUT Shane and Jesse can play that game!
Clinton, what are you going to do when the gang from the north find out you are Burt.....? You notice how Mr. Oberti has been para scope down and dorsil fin up....not much talkin but ready to launch on someones a$$ when he finds out who they are......oouucchhh.......glad its not me......
Now Clinton, I know you need to deny posting as Mr. Burt but wouldn't you agree with one thing.........................................wasn't it like finding someone had left the keys in the ignition in a car you only dreamed about driving since you were a little kid..........I know right about now you are feeling a tightness in your throat....and a little pucker factor occuring at the same time.......
funny how Tabasco knows about these things isn't it........yes I am in the third person because you know how he is a "big boy...." and all.....maybe there is two....As I heard in a movie once......"Say hello to my little friend.".........well let me leave you with one Tabasco style......."Say hello to Chubby Gus!!!!!." LMAO!!!
Isn't it interesting how BJ1 has created a clamity of personalities and drifted away to shift the focus on others......that BJ1 is one brilliant individual.....
Pissed Off!!
Man, I was diggin you Mr Again...now do I support or not support hmm...being that I feel shortchanged with my "warm up hill climb" (was happy to over hear Mr Bush the epidomy of opinions saying what a b!tch of a hill it was) so I gotta say warm up hill is outta the question, and as far as Dan G (not spot) goes.... gotta cross party lines a "little" (sorry no pun intended) but he was the first to assist me in getting out of a jam.... so thanks Dan....but with that outta the way Phatty..... what up with the drops...I think NorCal SPANKED the mark with the Dropmaster Diablo himself Mr Jesse and his cover shot for Elevation 4 (when you are ready to order www.teamsummit.net ....I think J-Lowe could arrange for a one on one tutorship with Jesse) Uh Oh score change NorCal 2 Utah 1, oh and then the Barnum and Baily show watching Dan G chase his sled willy nilly through the trees after getting a butt whoopin in the sidehill comp by Smasher shall we up the ante again 3-1.... I am feeling that Mr Kelly will air it out a notch or 2 with Mr Gardiner and the Utah group! Rumor has it he now has his pilots license to insure he has adequate "air"space to allevite any opportunity for the highmark vertically! PS: oxygen on board the SkiDoo this year for Shane...
And now finally if it wasn't for the guys taking "pictures" how could you needle d!cks justify your bullsh!t stories....we are the vindicators!!!
REMEMBER THAT.....and we still have to be able to get where you ding dongs go!!!
PS I caught Dan G off guard after partying too much... gotta lose the hat tho boss!
Man, I was diggin you Mr Again...now do I support or not support hmm...being that I feel shortchanged with my "warm up hill climb" (was happy to over hear Mr Bush the epidomy of opinions saying what a b!tch of a hill it was) so I gotta say warm up hill is outta the question, and as far as Dan G (not spot) goes.... gotta cross party lines a "little" (sorry no pun intended) but he was the first to assist me in getting out of a jam.... so thanks Dan....but with that outta the way Phatty..... what up with the drops...I think NorCal SPANKED the mark with the Dropmaster Diablo himself Mr Jesse and his cover shot for Elevation 4 (when you are ready to order www.teamsummit.net ....I think J-Lowe could arrange for a one on one tutorship with Jesse) Uh Oh score change NorCal 2 Utah 1, oh and then the Barnum and Baily show watching Dan G chase his sled willy nilly through the trees after getting a butt whoopin in the sidehill comp by Smasher shall we up the ante again 3-1.... I am feeling that Mr Kelly will air it out a notch or 2 with Mr Gardiner and the Utah group! Rumor has it he now has his pilots license to insure he has adequate "air"space to allevite any opportunity for the highmark vertically! PS: oxygen on board the SkiDoo this year for Shane...
And now finally if it wasn't for the guys taking "pictures" how could you needle d!cks justify your bullsh!t stories....we are the vindicators!!!
REMEMBER THAT.....and we still have to be able to get where you ding dongs go!!!
PS I caught Dan G off guard after partying too much... gotta lose the hat tho boss!
Thank you for another viewpoint.
I would also agree, the cream is rising to the top in California. No doubt, there is pressure from outside the state to cause this. The gentleman of Northern and Southern California are a formidable lot. They have expended great energy to help produce a very worthwhile production. I applaud their talents.
However, I maintain my original observation. You have named just a few of the Utah riding populace. Countless extreme riders have never set foot on a film location. Many more are with other productions. Please do not forget them. I would suggest that Mr Gardiner, nor Mr Phatty ever be underestimated. They came to develop their talents by the challenges faced from their own Utah crowd. Competition breeds talent. And Utah riders are noted for both. California will need the Utah challenges to improve.
Confusious might have remarked: "Do not judge the actor by one performance"
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Anthony Oberti
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I hear you King, that ain't much of a warm-up hill. Only a hand few have ventured through it. I''l throw some props back to you....and you too Phatty.
Clinton, what are you going to do when the gang from the north find out you are Burt.....? You notice how Mr. Oberti has been para scope down and dorsil fin up....not much talkin but ready to launch on someones a$$ when he finds out who they are......oouucchhh.......glad its not me......
Now Clinton, I know you need to deny posting as Mr. Burt but wouldn't you agree with one thing.........................................wasn't it like finding someone had left the keys in the ignition in a car you only dreamed about driving since you were a little kid..........I know right about now you are feeling a tightness in your throat....and a little pucker factor occuring at the same time.......
As I heard in a movie once......"Say hello to my little friend.".........well let me leave you with one Tabasco style......."Say hello to Chubby Gus!!!!!." LMAO!!!
Isn't it interesting how BJ1 has created a clamity of personalities and drifted away to shift the focus on others......that BJ1 is one brilliant individual.....
Tabasco,
I understand what you are saying. "Say hello to my little friend" This discribes the three studgis; Jim Dandy, Not O again, and King O hill... They must all have little dicks or share the same.
Say hello to chubby gus...Find him for me!
Bridget
Hey king! you seen the teaser for Boondockers 5 yet?
didnt think so! Dont chalk up those scores just yet for drops... first drop is helmet cam with green artic cat... SECOND DROP SHOWN, well watch it and see my friend. http://boondockersmovie.com/boondockers_alive_trailer/as for the sidehill competition, Dan OWNED smasher on that... it wasnt even close... in fact, Chicken Little will own anyone on the sidehill competition! speaking of smasher, where is that guy?!?
I really want jesse and shane out here next year! i think we havent even begun to tap the talent these kids have, plus im old and retiring after next year, they are going to have to carry the torch and they both certainly are worthy of it! And for the rest of you hill climbing beasts, i got stuff lined up for you as well! attached another pic of chutes for AO and King/BG/Whoever! Its your turn to come out to Utah this year! and we will meet half way in elko too!
AO, i know it was a big scary looking chute, but being the professional i am i made it look easy! hahaha
Just got to get you cali guys pumped to come out and show us whats up!
now if you really want to pick on some weak riders, its those panzy/hairy washington boys...
props to king yes, i get nothing for that hill, but mark my words, i will come back and i will climb it! (might have to borrow AOs sled so that a polaris could actually see the top) but i will make it!
Hey king! you seen the teaser for Boondockers 5 yet?
as for the sidehill competition, Dan OWNED smasher on that... it wasnt even close... in fact, Chicken Little will own anyone on the sidehill competition! speaking of smasher, where is that guy?!?
I really want jesse and shane out here next year! i think we havent even begun to tap the talent these kids have, plus im old and retiring after next year, they are going to have to carry the torch and they both certainly are worthy of it! And for the rest of you hill climbing beasts, i got stuff lined up for you as well! attached another pic of chutes for AO and King/BG/Whoever! Its your turn to come out to Utah this year! and we will meet half way in elko too!
AO, i know it was a big scary looking chute, but being the professional i am i made it look easy! hahaha
Just got to get you cali guys pumped to come out and show us whats up!
now if you really want to pick on some weak riders, its those panzy/hairy washington boys...
OK!! Now this is some good sh!t slinging....man I thought it would never come...Phatty I am there! I have 5 weeks starting every January and I got a place in Heber to crash at and my palms are already sweating just thinking about the adrenaline kick as the fist flakes start to stack up! I do like the Utah chutes..... they are turbo friendly (point and shoot
) give 'em a Wyoming twist and my big bore shines... As Mr Dandy so eloquently put it (and I have to agree) you are a product of your environment...so with that I hope to see alot of us NorCal guys get some diesel dough saved and point the front ends East Bound...... I CAN'T WAIT!! But I gotta say Smasher has it goin on with the infinite sidehill cornered... that would be worth the odds makers in my state getting involved! And I will have camera in tow!! AO? Nobody liked my picture of Dan LOL!
