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speeddemon
Well-known member
DON'T
MESS WITH FARM KIDS.
A young boy comes
down for breakfast.
Since
they live on a farm, his mother
asks if he
has done his chores. 'Not yet,' said the little
boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast
until he does his chores.
Well,
he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the
chickens, he
kicks a chicken. When he feeds
the cows, he kicks a cow.
When
he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig. He goes back
in for
breakfast and his mother gives him a
bowl of dry cereal.
'How come I don't get
any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have
any
milk in my cereal?' he
asks.
'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you
kick a chicken, so you
don't get any eggs for
a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you
don't
get any pork or bacon for a week either. I saw
you kick
the cow so for a week you aren't
getting any milk.'
Just then, his father
comes down for breakfast and kicks the
cat
halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks
up at his
mother with a smile, and says, "You
gonna tell him or should
I?
MESS WITH FARM KIDS.
A young boy comes
down for breakfast.
Since
they live on a farm, his mother
asks if he
has done his chores. 'Not yet,' said the little
boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast
until he does his chores.
Well,
he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the
chickens, he
kicks a chicken. When he feeds
the cows, he kicks a cow.
When
he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig. He goes back
in for
breakfast and his mother gives him a
bowl of dry cereal.
'How come I don't get
any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have
any
milk in my cereal?' he
asks.
'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you
kick a chicken, so you
don't get any eggs for
a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you
don't
get any pork or bacon for a week either. I saw
you kick
the cow so for a week you aren't
getting any milk.'
Just then, his father
comes down for breakfast and kicks the
cat
halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks
up at his
mother with a smile, and says, "You
gonna tell him or should
I?
