Donation
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown JERSEY.
Nothing Is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the
hold Up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Oprah
Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and
Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise,
they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We
are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon," answered the man.
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown JERSEY.
Nothing Is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the
hold Up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Oprah
Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and
Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise,
they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We
are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon," answered the man.
Can we make this here joke a sticky?
