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Nelson
Well-known member
Guts or Balls?
There is a medical distinction between guts and balls. We've all heard
about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the
difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion,
the following definitions are listed below:
GUTS: Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS: Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the *** and having the balls to say: "You're next, Chubby."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
There is a medical distinction between guts and balls. We've all heard
about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the
difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion,
the following definitions are listed below:
GUTS: Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS: Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the *** and having the balls to say: "You're next, Chubby."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
