Deeply Profound Thoughts

[AkMike]

Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.


Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says,
'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.'



Charles continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says,
'You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find.

 

[Sidehiller]

If I could find her I might get married again!

 

[Nelson]

If I could find her I might get married again!

I second that.

Isn't that every man's dream chick.

 

[Grizzly Adams]

That guy should get his ole lady to start a school for all the rest of them whining Biatches.

 

[AkMike]

That guy should get his ole lady to start a school for all the rest of them whining Biatches.

Awww Come on! Don't keep it bottled up inside you, tell us how you really feel!

 

[CatWoman]

Not all of us are whiners!

 

[Grizzly Adams]

Not all of us are whiners!

I know my woman is the source of many jokes and I'm lucky enough to have a gal who puts up with my act. However don't doubt for a moment I'd do anything for her. It's tough finding a soul mate and it took me 2 trys before I got the right special model.
It's my buds ole lady that complains constantly about us and our loftier goals {big pow turns} that gets my goat. He even bought her a sled it has 10 miles on it in 3 years go figure.

 

[SAWYER]

hahahaha

 

[CatWoman]

Riding the pow in the winter (and not trails)......floating the river (big whitewater is best) and fly fishing in the summer, cutting firewood....love running the Stihl....ooooh baby!, going shooting (and taking care of my own .40), I can even take out gophers with a CO2 pistol, I pretty much love everything to do with the outdoors!!!!

I know my woman is the source of many jokes and I'm lucky enough to have a gal who puts up with my act. However don't doubt for a moment I'd do anything for her. It's tough finding a soul mate and it took me 2 trys before I got the right special model.
It's my buds ole lady that complains constantly about us and our loftier goals {big pow turns} that gets my goat. He even bought her a sled it has 10 miles on it in 3 years go figure.

 

[sledchick]

Riding the pow in the winter (and not trails)......floating the river (big whitewater is best) and fly fishing in the summer, cutting firewood....love running the Stihl....ooooh baby!, going shooting (and taking care of my own .40), I can even take out gophers with a CO2 pistol, I pretty much love everything to do with the outdoors!!!!

agreed CatWoman, don't label all us women in THAT category!