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speeddemon
Well-known member
Dear sir,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and
still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address
and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back
in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was
born and on what date.
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have on my social security card, and it is on all the
income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health
insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports
I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill
out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all
those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.
Would somebody please take note, once and for
all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and
I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I
die!!!!!!
I apologize, I'm really pissed off this morning.
Between you and me, I've had enough of this bull****! You send the
application to my house, then you ask me for my damn address. What is
going on? You have a gang of Neanderthal *******s working there! Look
at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up
Yasser Arafat, for **** sakes. I just want to go and park my *** on a
sandy beach. And would someone please tell me, why would you give a
**** whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever
got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you
me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone! Well, I have to go now,
'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another copy of
my birth certificate, to the tune of $60. Would it be so complicated to
have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a
new passport the same day? ? Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe
m akes sense. You'd rather have us running all over the f------ place
like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some ******* to confirm
that its really me on the goddamn picture - you know, the one where
we're not allowed to smile?! (f.... morons)
Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally
pissed off!
An Irate Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I said above about the
picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has
been in this country since 1776 I have served in the military for over
30 years and have had security clearances up the yingyang. However, I
have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone
like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST f------ CHINA !
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and
still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address
and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back
in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was
born and on what date.
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have on my social security card, and it is on all the
income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health
insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports
I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill
out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all
those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.
Would somebody please take note, once and for
all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and
I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I
die!!!!!!
I apologize, I'm really pissed off this morning.
Between you and me, I've had enough of this bull****! You send the
application to my house, then you ask me for my damn address. What is
going on? You have a gang of Neanderthal *******s working there! Look
at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up
Yasser Arafat, for **** sakes. I just want to go and park my *** on a
sandy beach. And would someone please tell me, why would you give a
**** whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever
got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you
me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone! Well, I have to go now,
'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another copy of
my birth certificate, to the tune of $60. Would it be so complicated to
have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a
new passport the same day? ? Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe
m akes sense. You'd rather have us running all over the f------ place
like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some ******* to confirm
that its really me on the goddamn picture - you know, the one where
we're not allowed to smile?! (f.... morons)
Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally
pissed off!
An Irate Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I said above about the
picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has
been in this country since 1776 I have served in the military for over
30 years and have had security clearances up the yingyang. However, I
have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone
like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST f------ CHINA !
