dear abby!!!!!!!!!

[speeddemon]

Dear Abby,

I met Laurie at a singles dance. I knew as soon as I looked at her that she
was too young for me. I'm 49 and she was 32, 17 years my junior. I really
regretted it because we got along so well that evening. She made me feel so
comfortable in her presence. Our age difference didn't seem to matter to
her
as much as it did to me. Abby, I told her I felt people were staring at us.
I said they are probably wondering if I am your father. She thought I was
being silly and said if I wanted to see her again she would be honored to
go
out with me.

Laurie and I have been dating now for three months. I really like her and I
think she likes me. Still, everywhere we go, I feel people watching us.
Sometimes they just outright stare. It is very annoying and I know it is
because of our age difference that draws these prolonged looks from
everyone
we meet. I just feel so uncomfortable about this whole thing and wonder if
I
should continue with the relationship. Why do people have to be so
rude....?

Sincerely,
John

PS: I have attached a picture of Laurie.

 

[Crazy 8]

I just had a weird craving for watermelon...hummm

On a more serious note, I'd love to motorboat them sonsofbietches!

 

[sldgy]

GGA, them are some mammoth mammaries!

 

[SAWYER]

hahahaha

 

[800 RMK]

they look like they need to be nummed.