Daddys Little Girl.. Gooder!!

[oonighttrain]

DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.



Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.



'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.



They are mating, her father replied.



'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.



'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.



'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.



As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'



The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain sh!t in our garden.'

 

[redlineguy]

Sounds Like my little girl I hope








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[Rubberdown!]

Made my night J~

 

[ZL50068]

hahahaha! gooder! to bad all kids aint thinkin like that.

 

[Good to Go]

Nice one...

 

[H2SNOW]

thats exactly how its supposed to be !

and don't patronize me for thinkin that way !

 

[SAWYER]

hahahahaha, that's a gooder

 

[woodies]

i laughted so hard the dog came over and licked my hand

 

[Wired1]

Ah, nothing like breeding homophobia, intolerance and hatred.

 

[H2SNOW]

somebody has just drawn a line in the sand .......

 

[ruffryder]

Ah, nothing like breeding homophobia, intolerance and hatred.

Through a joke? You do know most jokes are meant to laugh at ourselves don't you?

That was funny!

 

[ruffryder]

thats exactly how its supposed to be !

and don't patronize me for thinkin that way !

How about criticize? You do know gay people have been around just as long as straight people..... your great great great great granddad was probably gay.

 

[oonighttrain]

How about criticize? You do know gay people have been around just as long as straight people..... your great great great great granddad was probably gay.

well, if you think about it, he had to at least have ONE woman in his life.....

 

[ruffryder]

well, if you think about it, he had to at least have ONE woman in his life.....

or adopted or raised as their own when the parents were killed or....... but yes, I guess I should have said closet gay or something and called it a day.

 

[jimmy buffet]

WEREN'T ADAM AND EVE RELATED, NOT TO GET OFF THE SUBJECT

 

[jimmy buffet]

WEREN'T ADAM AND EVE RELATED, NOT TO GET OFF THE SUBJECT

NOW I STARTED A BIG CAN OF WORMS, I'LL GET POPCORN READY TONIGHT

 

[H2SNOW]

nothing wrong with gay people at all .......the sooner that we realize that they are under control be a demon spirit we will all be happier....

believe it or not when people say .."The Devil made me do it " that has more truth to it than people are prepared to deal with.

popcorn .....extra butter

 

[HawkShot99]

WEREN'T ADAM AND EVE RELATED, NOT TO GET OFF THE SUBJECT

Well 90% of hillbillies are related....

 

[ruffryder]

nothing wrong with gay people at all .......the sooner that we realize that they are under control be a demon spirit we will all be happier....

believe it or not when people say .."The Devil made me do it " that has more truth to it than people are prepared to deal with.

popcorn .....extra butter

Going to need a full course meal after a statement like that.

 

[H2SNOW]

i use both hands when I stir the pot