"Dad whatever happens in there dont ground me"

[Himark]

These were the words from my 9 year old just minutes before walking into his parent teacher confrence. I have to say my dad always said "someday you will have kids and know what i am talking about" LOL. The payback has just begun. As for the crime.......in computer lab he changed all the computers passwords to "Jackazz". Of course in his defense he says he meant the donkey kind.

 

[Gaz]

LOL...that is funny! How can you get mad at a kid like that.

~Gaz

 

[Skogen]

That is a good one.

Shows he is good on the computer, has a sense of humor and originality. And he had a exellent cover story.

 

[PJ-Hunter]

I would have started rolling on the floor laughing!

 

[Gone Sleddin]

he could be doing ALOT worse, that right there is just funny stuff

 

[buck50]

ever do the count to three trick or else with your kids. the other day it came to that with my buddies 3 year old. he counts 1....2.... and the kid goes on 3..4..5..6..7..8..just about busted my gut i was laughing so hard. even buddy cracked up. how can you stay mad at the kid. that was some funny chit!!!!!!!!!!

 

[coyoteman]

lmao. himark, you are going to have your hands full. I cant wait till he starts driving after hanging out with you and rectum.

 

[flatlander_99]

sounds like your fun has just begun!

a lady here at work went to a parent teacher conference for her kindergarden son. the teacher was telling him that one day the teacher asked him what his mom would say if she caught him doing something he wasn't supposed too. the little chit said "my mom ain't right in the head." hmmmm, i wonder where he learned that....

 

[Kevco]

To good! Years ago I was a Sunday School teacher at our church. You can start a whole new thread on that if ya want dont poach Himarks...anyway I had a bunch of 9 year old kids. One was a pain in the a$$ add doesnt even come close to this kid. He was in rare form one day and was teasing (relentlessly) one of the biggest boys in the class. I told him and Spencer (the boy) told him to stop. Finally Spencer pops him in the nose...I had to go get spencers dad, Spencer was not pleased neither was his dad. We all, me Spencer & his dad went into a empty room. Spencer was pale white with fear his dad was a big man. He lit into his son pretty good, then asked me what I thought. I said he deserved it...We both started laughing. It ended good and Spencer never hit anyone again...That didnt deserve it

 

[mrh]

A year or so ago I get a call from the school that my son ( 9 years old at the time) had punched some kid and then was choking him.

I went to pick him up that day and asked him what happened, he looks at me staright faced and said " I accidently bumped into a kid and knocked him over so I was just helping him up by his collar!"

It was hard to keep from luaghing.

 

[buck50]

A year or so ago I get a call from the school that my son ( 9 years old at the time) had punched some kid and then was choking him.

I went to pick him up that day and asked him what happened, he looks at me staright faced and said " I accidently bumped into a kid and knocked him over so I was just helping him up by his collar!"

It was hard to keep from luaghing.

that's a gooder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Powderdreams]

What kids say

Several years ago the youngest granddaughter (age 6 at the time) was told to go clean her room or she would get a whipping. She looked at her mom and said "I'd rather take a whipping then clean my room".

It is so entertaining to watch the joys of parenthood!

 

[SAWYER]

hahahahahaha