College humor is the reason I am not studying for my finals

[ccoleman77]

I feel like I am becoming to much of a yuppie nowadays, because every time I smoke pot I get the brunchies.
-Jason Saenz
I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next!" They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
-Logan Lane
You're momma's so old...
The odds are good you have Downs Syndrome.
-Kacie Peters
Swine Flew
Several news organizations are reporting there might be a worldwide epidemic...when pigs fly!
-Andrew B.
Germany, the original Polish remover.
-Ruck Ruck
Some one told me the phrase "trust people as far as you can throw them", turns out I trust babies A LOT
-Kevin Balaguera
Ivan Drago Supermarket Manager
"I must lunch break you"
-Jackson Kilpatrick
Last sunday I decided to do a little Wake and Bake. I don't think I've ever been so sconed.
-Conrad Schoenleber
I sawed a woman in the park today
Not bad grammar. Just recollections of a deranged killer.
-Chris P.
Mexicanized Drinks
Mexican Screwdriver: OJ and Tequila
Mexican Cola: Coke and Tequila
Mexican Sex on the Beach: Rape
-Jason P
The whole "is the glass half empty or half full" thing doesn't really work for alcoholics
-Ryan Shaver

 

[One]

hahaha

Wish I could not study. Physics is gonna be the killer.

 

[ccoleman77]

Yeah I have Physics and chem lab finals tomorrow it's gonna be a great freaken day

 

[SnowBaller]

Just a Trig. final for me next week, everything else is projects of some kind.

 

[SAWYER]

those are good.


Glad I never went to college

 

[T-Bone]

I saved the money and got drunk at home.

 

[luvtoride]

Chem final Friday
Calculus final Monday
Biology final Tuesday
Geography map final Wednesday
Mythology final online, any day between Friday and Wednesday.


Yea, I'm not looking forward to this at all.

 

[cat rider]

You guys got it easy....

Mon Atmospheric Thermodyanmics Final
Wed Calc 3 Final
Thur Biogeochemistry and GIS Final

 

[luvtoride]

You guys got it easy....

Mon Atmospheric Thermodyanmics Final
Wed Calc 3 Final
Thur Biogeochemistry and GIS Final

Would those be at the School of Mines?

 

[One]

Jesus those sound menacing. Looking forward to college, just not that part.

 

[pwrdbyspuds]

Last paper is due tomorrow, its mostly done then graduation on saturday.

I'm going to miss the parties

 

[ccoleman77]

You guys got it easy....

Mon Atmospheric Thermodyanmics Final
Wed Calc 3 Final
Thur Biogeochemistry and GIS Final

Ok I'll quit whining your engeneering salary will pay my teachers salary someday lol.... I do feel bad for you that sucks... And if you're at SD Mines I feel even worse cuz I've seen the girlsThere is a reason yall study so much trying to get out of there lol

 

[luvtoride]

Ok I'll quit whining your engeneering salary will pay my teachers salary someday lol.... I do feel bad for you that sucks... And if you're at SD Mines I feel even worse cuz I've seen the girlsThere is a reason yall study so much trying to get out of there lol

And there it is. The one reason I'm not looking forward to going there. Oh well, nice town, ought to have some tail in it...somewhere.

 

[ccoleman77]

Yeah the high school! Or drive down to spearfish! Lotsa cuties there at least

 

[luvtoride]

Yeah the high school! Or drive down to spearfish! Lotsa cuties there at least

 

[cat rider]

Would those be at the School of Mines?[/QUOT

Yup, you got it.

 

[Wheel House Motorsports]

chem II final at 8 am... didnt study, posted over 300 times today.

physics final at 3pm then im done for the year!