CO-Workers Stealing food at work!
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Call J-fly and get some LSD. 10 hits or so should do the trick.
i will tell ya what i did in college. I would buy a gallon of milk and it would be gone in 2 days...got so damn sick of it. So i videotaped myself ejaculating into the milk jug....a week later i said hey guys i have a cool video to watch....3 of my 5 roommates began dry heaving and throwing up...the other 2 were in shock. Never happened again!keep in mind....i asked them to stop months before hand....a college kid can't afford to buy 3-4 gallons of milk a week! I never let them forget they swallowed!
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bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I had a guy I use to work with find a dead mouse in our shop and thought it would be funny to squish it between 2 pieces of steel in my press. I had some of those chity blueberry muffins you buy out of the vending machine sitting on my table next to the press. When he squished the mouse it shot guts all over the muffins. We had a huge problem with people stealing food out of the fridge so we put the muffins back in the wrapper and placed them in the front of the fridge in plain view. One hour later they were gone. Sure wish I knew who ate them.
To catch a thief
Food coloring.
If they drank your tang mix up some grape kool aid and then add food coloring. Assuming you're using a qt/liter nalgene type bottle then about a teaspoons worth of food coloring is about right.
1 sip and your thief's mouth will be stained for hours. Now you just have to find the guy with the purple tongue.
Or you could lace something with epecac. Whoever starts suddenly horking up lunch all of a sudden did it.
Food coloring.
If they drank your tang mix up some grape kool aid and then add food coloring. Assuming you're using a qt/liter nalgene type bottle then about a teaspoons worth of food coloring is about right.
1 sip and your thief's mouth will be stained for hours. Now you just have to find the guy with the purple tongue.
Or you could lace something with epecac. Whoever starts suddenly horking up lunch all of a sudden did it.
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Super B
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I will tell ya what I did in college. I would buy a gallon of milk and it would be gone in 2 days...got so damn sick of it. So I videotaped myself ejaculating into the milk jug....a week later I said hey guys I have a cool video to watch....3 of my 5 roommates began dry heaving and throwing up...the other 2 were in shock. Never happened again!
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OMFG!!! You are a sick ****er!!!
You should have taped their reactions after they viewed you choking your little chicken and releasing into the milk container.I will tell ya what I did in college. I would buy a gallon of milk and it would be gone in 2 days...got so damn sick of it. So I videotaped myself ejaculating into the milk jug....a week later I said hey guys I have a cool video to watch....3 of my 5 roommates began dry heaving and throwing up...the other 2 were in shock. Never happened again!
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Reminds me of a problem I had in college, 7 roommates, and 4 that I knew before and 3 complete strangers. We had a chick living with us that we would catch in lies on a weekly basis so when my laundry detergent starting disappearing really quickly, and I asked if everyone was borrowing a cup or two and everyone was straight faced when they told me no, but she couldn’t look at me when she said no….I was pretty sure I found my culprit. So when I had about 2 loads of laundry worth of soap left, I took a whole gallon of bleach and poured it in my detergent bottle and told everyone else in the house not to use it. Sure enough, about a week later I came home from class and she was running around the house furious because $750 worth of her Buckle jeans and shirts were ruined. She started going off on me and I was like “did you ask you use my detergent” and she said no, and I said “well you should have asked, my bottle of beach had a leak so I poured it in my detergent bottle since it was almost empty. She tried to press charges, I laughed in her face, she keyed my 91 F-150 rust bucket, I sliced the valve stem of her tire and then told her I would take her tire off and put the spare on for her for $15(she didn’t know I knew about the keying, and she had no clue I did the valve stem)….. and I made her life miserable for about a week straight before she moved out.
There are some evil people on here!
I got a full proof way to make this problem go away.........
I had to do this same thing when I was in College, and my room mates kept drinking all my milk.
I waited until all my room mates were eating while watching TV.
I walked into the living room, took the cap off my milk, pulled my weiner out and rubbed it all over the milk jug opening. Without saying a word, put the cap back on the milk jug and put it back into the fridge......
Never found as much as a drop of milk missing from any subsequent milk jugs.......
(IT is important to note here that after my room mates left for class, I poured out that particular milk jug)
I had to do this same thing when I was in College, and my room mates kept drinking all my milk.
I waited until all my room mates were eating while watching TV.
I walked into the living room, took the cap off my milk, pulled my weiner out and rubbed it all over the milk jug opening. Without saying a word, put the cap back on the milk jug and put it back into the fridge......
Never found as much as a drop of milk missing from any subsequent milk jugs.......
(IT is important to note here that after my room mates left for class, I poured out that particular milk jug)
I will tell ya what I did in college. I would buy a gallon of milk and it would be gone in 2 days...got so damn sick of it. So I videotaped myself ejaculating into the milk jug....a week later I said hey guys I have a cool video to watch....3 of my 5 roommates began dry heaving and throwing up...the other 2 were in shock. Never happened again!
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I wish I had actually read the thread before I posted my little trick.
I thought I was a sick fug, but ^that there is pure brilliance.........
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MPS
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OMFG!!! You are a sick ****er!!!
Yes, yes I am!
Ya I should have videotaped their reactions! haha! That is awesome! She tried to press charges! hahahaha what a tool!
I wish I had actually read the thread before I posted my little trick.
I thought I was a sick fug, but ^that there is pure brilliance.........
hehehe! cheers!
Yes, yes I am!
haha! That is awesome! She tried to press charges! hahahaha what a tool!
hehehe! cheers!
Ya, she tried saying that I vandalized her property. I simply told her that she vandalized her own property by using something that wasn’t hers. It went from her being irate with me until she realized she had no one to blame but herself. Then she tried to make me feel bad for her, telling me she couldn’t afford detergent and didn’t think it would be such a big deal if she borrowed some of mine because I have a snowmobile and a nice truck so obviously I had extra money to donate to her in the form of free detergent. Then she got so bold as to ask me if I could chip in $100-$200 to help her buy new jeans. I told her that $200 is more than my whole wardrobe was worth! Plus I told her that I drove a nice truck and had a sled while paying for my education because of the 3 jobs I worked. While she had no job, went to the bar every night, and bought $120 jeans from the Buckle……
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MPS
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aahhhhhhh! I bet she is someone that voted for the Obaminator! She was trying to push socialism on you right there! The lazy POS didn't work and went the bar every night and expected you to help cover the tab! What a joke regarding the cost of her clothes! You should have told her you would help pay for her jeans if she paid you in other ways! hahaha
hahahaha i just got a solution for my buddy now. lol his roommate and g/f are gonna be pissed.
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