CO-Workers Stealing food at work!

[KFD070]

Sounds like you're a fellow firefighter. We get the same thing at our halls quite frequently. Not something we took to the Chief because he was one of the suspects, plus it can be more fun to deal with things like this on a "Brotherly Level". I dealt with it with a blanket e-mail to everyone explaining what was going on and for the straight shooters to keep their eyes open for the thieves. That helped a lot! Also put in the mail that if you find out who the thieving SOB is you are going to lay a "F"in beating on him. Creamsicles, ice cream etc. bought for the shift we usually mark on the box which shift bought them which is usually enough. Good Luck!

 

[snowbunny chaser]

Sounds like you're a fellow firefighter. We get the same thing at our halls quite frequently. Not something we took to the Chief because he was one of the suspects, plus it can be more fun to deal with things like this on a "Brotherly Level". I dealt with it with a blanket e-mail to everyone explaining what was going on and for the straight shooters to keep their eyes open for the thieves. That helped a lot! Also put in the mail that if you find out who the thieving SOB is you are going to lay a "F"in beating on him. Creamsicles, ice cream etc. bought for the shift we usually mark on the box which shift bought them which is usually enough. Good Luck!

I brought it up to the chief because he was telling me that people keep taking his butter. Its kinda wierd tho, we have a pretty small dept and my shift are the rebels in the chief eyes. we are the only crew that goes aout and does our inspections and takes care of our equipment the other 2 shift just baffle the shief with bullchit. All they worry about is upping our monthly dues so they can get cable T.V.

 

[togwotee9]

ahhahahaha, leave something really questionable in there. Like a cucumber, a condom, a tire iron, and a tub of vaseline.

hahahahah

 

[Transporter]

Get some of that powder that stains their hands purple.

 

[pernikm]

Ipicac syrup (spelling?) in the food. Then beat the sh1t out of him after he is done puking. Cat food sandwiches might be funny! Keep the real food out in the truck

 

[stesch_s10]

Maybe try writing a note saying "This is John Does food and there are 2 ice cream bars, 2 cokes 1 sandwich and 1 bag of chips inside this bag. If there is 1 item missing from the bag I will consider throwing all of the contents of the fridge into the dumpster outside, everyday, until my food is left alone. Have A Nice Day!" just to see what people say or if anyone messes with the food again.

If your a hunter and have one of those stealth cam you can put 1 one of those in your locker and it will snap a picture of the ******* stealin your food. then confront the fatty about it.

 

[Adrenaline Revolution]

Already mentioned once but very effective.
Cat food Sammiches.
Had to do it for a while where I work. Keep your real lunch somewhere else for a while and bait the thief with some cat food tuna flavored sammies.
Mix in some mayo and something disgusting like a bunch of crushed up eggshells and sawdust.
If you put needles or glass or anything that would hurt the thief you could get jail time and you'd certainly get fired.

After a few lunches are stolen then it's time to start getting the word out that you made
"Special" sammiches for the thief.
Watch for the reactions.

 

[oonighttrain]

doesnt visine make you very ill if you ingest it???

 

[framus]

No class

Someone helping themselves to your food sucks. Shows what low class arseholes there are out there. I'd set a bag full of them spring loaded rat traps but get the big ones to where it nearly breaks his fingers. If that doesnt work I'd lace your samicht with rocks.

 

[Estevahn]

Ipicac syrup (spelling?) in the food. Then beat the sh1t out of him after he is done puking. Cat food sandwiches might be funny! Keep the real food out in the truck

Yep. Syrup of Ipecac is nasty! Poor SOB would be uncontrollably hurling his guts out.

Still LMAO at Mules suggestion.

 

[Spud]

25 years ago in the oilpatch we had a lunch thief. few of us caught a rattlesnake and stuffed it into a lunch box. LOL! no more lunch thief and you should of heard him scream!

 

[stesch_s10]

DO NOT PUT VISINE IN YOUR DRINK. Yes Visine does make you throw up, have major diahrea, feel like crap yes but it can kill you. My friends sister is a nurse and has seen 1 person die and 3 others get very very sick from a prank with visine in their drink. Its been done on the movie wedding crashers.

 

[MPS]

I will tell ya what I did in college. I would buy a gallon of milk and it would be gone in 2 days...got so damn sick of it. So I videotaped myself ejaculating into the milk jug....a week later I said hey guys I have a cool video to watch....3 of my 5 roommates began dry heaving and throwing up...the other 2 were in shock. Never happened again! Keep in mind....I asked them to stop months before hand....a college kid can't afford to buy 3-4 gallons of milk a week! I never let them forget they swallowed!


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[skibreeze]

I will tell ya what I did in college. I would buy a gallon of milk and it would be gone in 2 days...got so damn sick of it. So I videotaped myself ejaculating into the milk jug....a week later I said hey guys I have a cool video to watch....3 of my 5 roommates began dry heaving and throwing up...the other 2 were in shock. Never happened again! Keep in mind....I asked them to stop months before hand....a college kid can't afford to buy 3-4 gallons of milk a week! I never let them forget they swallowed!


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OMG! That's is priceless! You pudwhacker!

 

[MPS]

OMG! That's is priceless! You pudwhacker!

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[manowar]

Well i take 2 peanut butter and jelly sanwiches to work every day. One day they started disapering. So i asked every one to stop if it is you . Still gone every day. So i made tan & red grease sandwiches for a wile . They got the point .

 

[AmericanOutlaw]

Put a hit of acid in your food.12 hours of being f-d up should cure the problem.

 

[christopher]

This is the solution to your problems.

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Heat Rating: 10+++


Just put ONE TINY DROP somewhere on the food that they are stealing.

Now, if by some bizarre stroke of fate your culprit just happens to be able to injest this and not end up screaming madly like a man who just had his tounge branded, we can scale up the heat from 500,000 all the way up to 16 million!

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No one will ever touch your food again!

 

[ADRENALINE]

This is the solution to your problems.

Made only with capsaicin and vegetable oil, Pure Cap is pure heat! No salt, no sugar, no kidding around. Use only as a food additive and keep out of reach of children. 500,000 Scoville Rating.
Heat Rating: 10+++


Just put ONE TINY DROP somewhere on the food that they are stealing.

Now, if by some bizarre stroke of fate your culprit just happens to be able to injest this and not end up screaming madly like a man who just had his tounge branded, we can scale up the heat from 500,000 all the way up to 16 million!

Blair's 16 Million Reserve - This is now the world's hottest hot sauce!! This is the ultimate in hot and collectible! Inside this golden lava topped bottle is a 1ml vial packed with pure Capsaicin crystal. This is NOT a sauce and should only be used for display or experimental purposes only. Only 999 bottles will be distributed throughout the world, only limited quantaties are available.

Purchaser hereby releases Gardner Resources, Inc. (the manufacturer) and www.FireHotSauces.com (the seller) from all liability, indemnifies and holds harmless Gardner Resources Inc. and www.FireHotSauces.com with respect to any claims of damages or injuries resulting from the use, consumption, ingestion, and/or contact with respect to Blair's 16 Million Reserve.


No one will ever touch your food again!

Pretty sure just breathing this stuff would do it for them + kill any mice within 100 feet!

 

[wildcard28]

boil up some turkey necks and make sandwiches out of them, they'll wonder what the strange meat is after ahwile

then goto a slaughter house and grab up a pig weiner and throw it in there


hide your real lunch somewhere else

X2, hahahahaha that would be hilarious.

Good, Luck