CO-Workers Stealing food at work!

[snowbunny chaser]

Every shift i show up to work half my food and drinks are gone. I asked the chief if i could put a lock on my locker and he told me it wasn't called for. If people really need fod that bad then just let them have it.

Anyone else have problems with people taking your stuff at work and what is a good way of getting them back. I think i just might spit in everything and laugh when i find it gone.

 

[Wade]

Chocolate Exlax brownies. Be careful though, you can put a person in the hospital, so only spike a couple. But, if anyone asks, your eating them for personal medical reasons.

 

[snowbunny chaser]

well i guess i know who it would be when i find out whose turnouts are full of chit!

 

[ADRENALINE]

A thief is a thief. Go with Wade suggestion and let them steal all the brownies. Either that or No-Doze.

 

[Weekday Warrior]

boil up some turkey necks and make sandwiches out of them, they'll wonder what the strange meat is after ahwile

then goto a slaughter house and grab up a pig weiner and throw it in there


hide your real lunch somewhere else

 

[Ex-Member]

ahhahahaha, leave something really questionable in there. Like a cucumber, a condom, a tire iron, and a tub of vaseline.

 

[onlyrotax]

If your company has drug testing you could try adding poppy seeds to your brownies.

 

[Weekday Warrior]

that don't work, it'll inconvience them at best

 

[snowbunny chaser]

they drank most of my tang and ate all my icecream bars that i bought for my shift. That was all in a few days. Pi$$es me off so much. Nothing is safe.

 

[GPS]

A few 1/4" star washers mixed in with peanut butter and jelly samiches.

Couple sewing needles stuck into the end of snickers bars while still in the wrapper

Toilet water in a water bottle re-capped, pee in a half empty or 3/4 full Mountain dew bottle and cap it.

Yarn mixxed in with spagetti stirred real good

Be creative

 

[snowbunny chaser]

A few 1/4" star washers mixed in with peanut butter and jelly samiches.

Couple sewing needles stuck into the end of snickers bars while still in the wrapper

Toilet water in a water bottle re-capped, pee in a half empty or 3/4 full Mountain dew bottle and cap it.

Yarn mixxed in with spagetti stirred real good

Be creative

I like the way you think, but that is just really mean!

 

[GPS]

I like the way you think, but that is just really mean!

I might have got schnoogies in grade school from the bullies, but that changed come high school time

Shop class rocked !!

Creativity in there is beyond the imagination.... with tools and equiptment to boot

 

[n8schuelke]

Crush up some viagra, and put it in with your tang juice. Whatever guy drinks that will stick out like a sore...........thumb?

 

[ragincajun]

during high school wrestling we would always run at lunch and eat after and one of my buddies kept having his brownies disappear while we were busy running. turns out it was one of the basketball players going through lunches in our locker room so one day he came to school with some fresly made deer schit (found in his yard still warm) brownies lol. after we were done running we went to eat lunch and say they were gone. we later went up to the kid and asked him how his deer chit brownies were and he almost puked! lol no one ever touched our lunches ever again!

 

[Himark]

I went to PetCo a couple years back and bought bags of those dog treats on the kiosk when you walk in. They look like people food cookies. I left them in the petco clear bag that even has the dog paw prints on the exterior but doesnt actually say "petco". Left them on break room table and in two days they were all gone. I told them they were dog treats and one guy had one in his hand and had a strange look on his face and said "they taste pretty good" and kept eating.

 

[Sturgis Sledder]

I got this hot sauce called "Liquid Lava" after having some of that mixed in my food even the dog quit stealing my stuff.

 

[ArcticBoy]

Crush up some viagra, and put it in with your tang juice. Whatever guy drinks that will stick out like a sore...........thumb?

A little expensive but what the heck. Funny if you get to wear shorts to work.

 

[Grizzly Adams]

Crush up some viagra, and put it in with your tang juice. Whatever guy drinks that will stick out like a sore...........thumb?

Or do what we used to do to the cons. Saltpeter, better yet viagra 1 day and saltpeter the next!

 

[2001rmk700]

exlax i think will be your easiest way to get your point accross and you can mix into just about anything

 

[triple]

We have a staff lunch room upstairs in our building. WE had a guy who dressed in a set of coveralls, enter the building, go upstairs and steal luches out of the fridge. The whole place is under constant recorded digital surveilance so we were able to identify the guy.