Clinton humor

[beer gut]

Just got this in a email, sorry if it's a re-post...

Pick your favorite Caption.

1.'Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why God, Why?'

2.'Holy crap, look at that rear end. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign.

3.'Somewhere, there's two fat girls naked in a hot tub and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.

4. 'Sheesh, Rush is soo right - She does sound like Nurse Ratchett!'

5. 'My God, does that woman never shut up?'

6. 'Wow!! I could'a had a V8!!'

7. I wonder if Monica still has the same phone number.

 

[ArcticBoy]

5 then 4 followed by 7.

 

[stripe]

good one

 

[94fordguy]

3 followed immediately by 7

 

[m7john]

3 followed immediately by 7

3 is 7

 

[sldgy]

"Maybe I should try tapping my foot, Larry may be close by."

 

[brushwolf]

He is thinking" damn you Monica for going to the dark side and how could she say that it's because democrats have put a bad taste in her mouth?