Caught my Frank

[motojunkie101]

This has to be one of the best threads on here....can we have a subsection for EPIC threads?

 

[Super B]

This has to be one of the best threads on here....can we have a subsection for EPIC threads?

This is a classic along with Iwannaturbo's I shave my berries, and pretty much any of Animal's posts were instant classics.

 

[PJ-Hunter]

So, how's that mullet working out? Didja win the bet?

 

[Nate]

Ha thanks Chad, you're a real pal for diggin this crap up. I leave for elk hunting in the morning, im tapin my dink to my leg this go around and just soon piss down my leg than shoot a cow with my unit caught in the zipper.

We all got in trouble for growing mullets, boss made us quit. Company appearence bullcrap but if you ask me, I think I was winning haha

 

[WestMont]

lmao.....Never heard of it being done quite like that but it sounds like you got caught cow calling.

 

[Blu Du]

must be a small frank to be zipped up in the zipper

 

[Supplicate]

Ha thanks Chad, you're a real pal for diggin this crap up.

Anytime. Just wait till I decide to pull up some of the others

 

[montanasledder]

i tried not to laugh but couldnt resist. Hope all is well down below and thanks for making my giggle

 

[carguy]

OUCH!
Button fly! Button-fly! No zip, no pain.

 

[Momma]

I took the day off to go on the last day of elk hunting with my dad so we could try and get his elk. I always bring a gun cause I got a tag for everything. Anyways, we get up there crack *** dawn and im walking through the trees and stop to take a piss. Well, I had about 4 layers of clothing on because it was -3 when I left the truck. So anyways, I whip it out and do my business, im just about done when I hear shooting and tromping through the tree's So before I could get all of my business out I zipped up as fast as I could

Needless to say I pulled a Ben Stiller in "Something About Mary" but I was lucky not to get the beans above the Frank. I didnt get the beans at all, just the Frank Then elk start running by me and I pick a cow out and shoot it, while my Frank was caught in the zipper. I couldnt get it out afterwords So I walked back to the truck carefully to a pair of needle nose and fixed the problem. Old man thought it was pretty funny, cause he sure as hell wasnt helping me. Almost a 1/4 mile back to the truck, light stepping

If you have not done it, it hurts. If you have done it, it hurts. Probably never live it down

So the point is, This is one of those "dont get excited" moments, and just shoot with your wang out

Ohhh Haa haa! Nate! My little boys will be happy to know that even big boys do that now and then. lol

 

[Fosgate]

Having seen The Cowboy Way where Woody Harrelson and Kiefer Sutherland interrogate a guy by pulling his pants down in front of a calve. I would be inclined to think that what you did is classified as "baiting". You might want to check with GF&P on that Nate.

 

[m_beeson]

ha ha ha... Got it


There's a preview
http://www.veoh.com/collection/fox-Theres-Something-About-Mary/watch/v6404545Te47H9yB

Another preview
http://www.mefeedia.com/movie/10901053

 

[snow_knight]

Bwhahaha... how did i miss this thread the first time... bwahahahaha..