Caught my Frank

[Nate]

I took the day off to go on the last day of elk hunting with my dad so we could try and get his elk. I always bring a gun cause I got a tag for everything. Anyways, we get up there crack *** dawn and im walking through the trees and stop to take a piss. Well, I had about 4 layers of clothing on because it was -3 when I left the truck. So anyways, I whip it out and do my business, im just about done when I hear shooting and tromping through the tree's So before I could get all of my business out I zipped up as fast as I could

Needless to say I pulled a Ben Stiller in "Something About Mary" but I was lucky not to get the beans above the Frank. I didnt get the beans at all, just the Frank Then elk start running by me and I pick a cow out and shoot it, while my Frank was caught in the zipper. I couldnt get it out afterwords So I walked back to the truck carefully to a pair of needle nose and fixed the problem. Old man thought it was pretty funny, cause he sure as hell wasnt helping me. Almost a 1/4 mile back to the truck, light stepping

If you have not done it, it hurts. If you have done it, it hurts. Probably never live it down

So the point is, This is one of those "dont get excited" moments, and just shoot with your wang out

 

[sledmanhof]

i know wat ya mean, had it happen to me once but didnt need a pliers, it fuggin hurts

 

[niner49]

So thats the story you're really going to stick with? I can"t figure out how that cows rear legs got stuck in your boots

I heard you never saw the Game wardens headlights and he snuck up on you doing the Business you panicked and the rest is history!

You should of stuck with the Sheep!

 

[AkHockey10]

lol thanks for sharing your...interesting story there...

 

[EastcapeAngler]

So thats the story you're really going to stick with? I can"t figure out how that cows rear legs got stuck in your boots

I heard you never saw the Game wardens headlights and he snuck up on you doing the Business you panicked and the rest is history!

You should of stuck with the Sheep!

LMFAO 9er' fan.... wished I'd a thought of that comeback.

 

[oonighttrain]

man nate, you are a fuggin mess...



draw any blood??? lmao!!!!

 

[Twisted Boost]

So thats the story you're really going to stick with? I can"t figure out how that cows rear legs got stuck in your boots

I heard you never saw the Game wardens headlights and he snuck up on you doing the Business you panicked and the rest is history!

You should of stuck with the Sheep!

I cant stop laughing niner But that does suck Nate at least you got the cow??

 

[Mafesto]

C'mon man!
The only reason you needed a needlenose pliers was to hold your dink!

 

[SAWYER]

hahahahahaha

 

[sldgy]

Call the weinerbulance!

 

[Nate]

So thats the story you're really going to stick with? I can"t figure out how that cows rear legs got stuck in your boots

I heard you never saw the Game wardens headlights and he snuck up on you doing the Business you panicked and the rest is history!

You should of stuck with the Sheep!

hmmm. Well played sir, well played

 

[minie me]

lmfaorotf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we got a bleeder!

 

[PCDOC]

Holy sheet Nate that is funny. Can't believe you were able to light foot it back 1/4 mile with your junk all zippered up. I have done that several times in the bathroom and it hurts so fricken bad just to move your arm. Can't imagine trying to walk with that situation going on.

 

[JET FUEL]

Tell the truth man... you were going for the dying quiver wernt ya.

 

[HawkShot99]

I have never even come close to hurting my buddie!

 

[MountainPowder]

lol, I did that when I was like 4 in my footy pajamas, still remember how bad it hurt!

 

[gusto]

I took the day off to go on the last day of elk hunting with my dad so we could try and get his elk. I always bring a gun cause I got a tag for everything. Anyways, we get up there crack *** dawn and im walking through the trees and stop to take a piss. Well, I had about 4 layers of clothing on because it was -3 when I left the truck. So anyways, I whip it out and do my business, im just about done when I hear shooting and tromping through the tree's So before I could get all of my business out I zipped up as fast as I could

Needless to say I pulled a Ben Stiller in "Something About Mary" but I was lucky not to get the beans above the Frank. I didnt get the beans at all, just the Frank Then elk start running by me and I pick a cow out and shoot it, while my Frank was caught in the zipper. I couldnt get it out afterwords So I walked back to the truck carefully to a pair of needle nose and fixed the problem. Old man thought it was pretty funny, cause he sure as hell wasnt helping me. Almost a 1/4 mile back to the truck, light stepping

If you have not done it, it hurts. If you have done it, it hurts. Probably never live it down

So the point is, This is one of those "dont get excited" moments, and just shoot with your wang out

Did your dad not tell over and over ,never shoot with your wang out..lol

 

[Mrs HOBB-Z]

Formally MrsKatKing

Leave it to you Nate to post something like this.

This is why we love ya

 

[Tturbo]

Call the weinerbulance!

BHAAAAAA BHAAAAAAA ROFLMAO "Have you seen my baseball"? ??
anything more then 2 shakes is playing with yourself! LMAO
Did you infact hit the cow or just offer a scare shot???
better go home and get the wife to kiss it better

 

[CatWoman]

I'm not sure what to say.....LOL......I know it wasn't funny at the time, and had to hurt like heck.