Cannibal Restaurant

[DaveB]

Cannibal story
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $7.00
Fried Explorer: $9.00
Freshly baked Conservatives,$10.00
Liberals, Parti Quebecois, New Democratic or Green Party: $150.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the Some of the Canadian Politicians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh!t, it takes all morning.'

 

[knee deep in it]

Cannibal story
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $7.00
Fried Explorer: $9.00
Freshly baked Conservatives,$10.00
Liberals, Parti Quebecois, New Democratic or Green Party: $150.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the Some of the Canadian Politicians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh!t, it takes all morning.'

cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny

cannibals won't eat missionairies because it is hard to keep a good man down.