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Burglar wakes men with spice rub, sausage attack

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HawkShot99

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Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.

Burrimond said Vasquez was arrested after deputies found a wallet containing his ID at the ransacked house just east of Fresno.

The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.
Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.

Information from: The Fresno Bee, http://www.fresnobee.com

You cant ma
ke this up..........
 
LOL! Nice!

That'd be an awesome police report.... "Wait, so the guy broke into your house and did what?"
 
You can have my 8" sausage when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
I wonder if it was loaded?
 
Kind of sounds like the bobit thing. "She through the sausage out the window of the car"
LMFAO:D
 
At least her rubbed spices on them and wasn't rubbing his sausage on them:D
 
Alleged sausage attacker set freeDA decides not enough evidence to try man held in bizarre robbery case.By Louis Galvan / The Fresno Bee09/10/08 22:59:58Related Content
Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack
A Sanger man accused of throwing Pappy's seasoning in one man's face and attacking another with an eight-inch sausage during an alleged home break-in has been released from custody pending further investigation.
"After reviewing the report, we decided we just didn't have a case at this time," Assistant District Attorney John Savrnoch said.

But that does not mean Antonio Vasquez Jr., 21, has been cleared of any wrongdoing, he said.

Savrnoch said prosecutors returned the case Tuesday -- the last day for charges to be filed -- to the Fresno County Sheriff's Department with a list of things prosecutors need before they could file criminal charges.

He declined to say what prosecutors are looking for, but he said returning a crime report to a police agency for further investigation is not uncommon.

Vasquez was arrested Saturday after he allegedly entered a home on the 300 block of South Thompson Avenue east of Fresno, where a man was sleeping in the family room. Vasquez is accused of throwing Pappy's seasoning in the man's face when the man woke up, and then running out to the front porch, where a second man was sleeping.

Vasquez is accused of hitting that man several times on the face and head with an eight-inch sausage before running into a nearby orange orchard, clad only in boxer shorts and a tank top.

Investigators say Vasquez discarded the sausage as he fled, and a dog ate it before deputies arrived.

Vasquez was caught a few minutes later when he was seen leaving the orchard, deputies said. He also is accused of stealing $900 from the home.

Investigators said a wallet with Vasquez's identification was found at
 
I was not sure if I wanted to see this posted or not:confused:

Another thing we are very proud of here! and we are all just laughing like heck about it!

My co-worker lives 2 farms down from this house, this is a rental and occupied by some farm workers! there has to be more to this story though! like why did the guy take his pants off? and after taking $900 what was with the sausage and Pappy's?
 
I just picture the guy carefully planning that crime
First, I take off my pant's
Then, i Bar BQ sauce that guy's face with some Paul Newman's
Then, i bludgeon that guy with this Johnsonville Brat

Then and only then can I grab the money and run for the cornfield
 
I'm still LMFAO...and 0007 is not helping. HAHAHAHAHA.
Too many gay overtones. HAHAHAHA
 
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