Buoyant scorpion

[Ex-Member]

This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. This scorpion was a pµssy and we were going to make a goddamn man out of him.

He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.

After tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room, though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.

The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him anymore without him stinging or pinching us.



sorry, i'm bored

 

[Weekday Warrior]

wtf?

then again all I see is the second pic, the first is a big red X. Perhaps I need the first pic to understand?

 

[Dogmeat]

 

[Wonder Bread]

Dude, seek help

 

[Superjag]

If that is a real live scorpion, then this is one of the greatest posts I have ever seen.

You should have made him a little leather flight helmet and some goggles. I mean, seriously, you wanna teach him to be a man but teach him nothing about safety? Sheeesh...

Freaking awesome. Was it his birthday or someone else's?

 

[Gone Sleddin]

wtf?

then again all I see is the second pic, the first is a big red X. Perhaps I need the first pic to understand?

a hundred more pictures wouldn't make this thread make sense

 

[winter brew]

Have you read about the things serial killers do when they are young?

 

[SAWYER]

LMAO!, I'm guessing alcohol might have been involved

 

[Snowizard]

Mule does post some disturbing things, doesn't he.

 

[Sidehiller]

Now all you need is a bb gun.

 

[Popsicle]

Ahahaha, Great Post!

 

[Meatman]

well done mule...well done

 

[Scott]

I that an emporer scorpion?

 

[Snow Fox]

That is crazy, funny how when you made him fly it finally pi$$ed him off.

 

[zitterich246]

UM........ ok

 

[swampwater]

Read the fine print he is bored. Swampy

 

[Flakey]

Watch out for PETA!

 

[Pit Crew]

Fixed it for ya

Watch out for PETA!
THEY MAKE GREAT TRACTION!!!

Fixed it for ya

 

[Jeff C]

what
I want to know is who talked you into getting a friggin scorpion?


I can understand a goldfish, hamster, dog, cat, even a snake......

But a scorpion?


"Hey kids look what daddy brought home........ A scorpion!!!, don't be alarmed, he is really friendly!"

 

[m7bandit]

LMAO Interesting mule