Well you see, Norm, its like this.. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as<O
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the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and<O</O
weakest ones at the back that are killed first. The natural selection is good<O</O
for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole<O</O
group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In <O</O
much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest<O</O
brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But<O</O
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way,<O</O
regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the<O</O
brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always <O</O
feel smarter after a few beers.<O</O
</Othe slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and<O
</Oweakest ones at the back that are killed first. The natural selection is good<O
</Ofor the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole<O
</Ogroup keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In <O
</Omuch the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest<O
</Obrain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But<O
</Onaturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way,<O
</Oregular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the<O
</Obrain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always <O
</Ofeel smarter after a few beers.<O
</O
