A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night, with the tip of her little finger blown off. "How did this happen?" the doctor said.
"Well", the blonde replied, "I was depressed and I was trying to commit suicide!" The doctor scratched his head. "What? you tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off???"
"No silly," the blonde replied. First, I put the gun to my chest. Then I thought, boy, I just paid $5,000 for these implants. I'm not going to shoot myself in the chest."
"Then I put the gun in my mouth. But I thought, huh, I just paid $2,500 to have my teeth straightened, no way, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So, then?" replied the doctor.
"Well, then I put the gun in my ear, and I thought, gee this is going to make an awful bang. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger."
"Well", the blonde replied, "I was depressed and I was trying to commit suicide!" The doctor scratched his head. "What? you tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off???"
"No silly," the blonde replied. First, I put the gun to my chest. Then I thought, boy, I just paid $5,000 for these implants. I'm not going to shoot myself in the chest."
"Then I put the gun in my mouth. But I thought, huh, I just paid $2,500 to have my teeth straightened, no way, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So, then?" replied the doctor.
"Well, then I put the gun in my ear, and I thought, gee this is going to make an awful bang. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger."
