..> Burial at Sea
>
> Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle,
> who had
> been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when
> he died. Of
> course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept
their
> promise.
>
> They set off from Clearwater Beach with their uncle all stitched
> up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat. After a while
> Bubbles
> says, 'Do you think we're out far enough, Barbie?' Barbie slipped
> over the
> side and finding the water only knee deep said, 'nope, not yet
> Bubbles'.
>
>
> So they row a little farther.... Again Bubbles asks Barbie, 'Do
> you think
> were out far enough now? Once again Barbie slips over the side
> and almost
> immediately says, 'No, this will never do, the water is only up to
> my chest.
>
>
> 'So on they row and row and row, and finally Barbie slips over the
> side and
> disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Bubbles is really
> getting
> worried when suddenly Barbie breaks the surface, gasping for
> breath she says,
>
> 'OK, it's finally deep enough. Hand me the shovel.'
>
> Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle,
> who had
> been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when
> he died. Of
> course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept
their
> promise.
>
> They set off from Clearwater Beach with their uncle all stitched
> up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat. After a while
> Bubbles
> says, 'Do you think we're out far enough, Barbie?' Barbie slipped
> over the
> side and finding the water only knee deep said, 'nope, not yet
> Bubbles'.
>
>
> So they row a little farther.... Again Bubbles asks Barbie, 'Do
> you think
> were out far enough now? Once again Barbie slips over the side
> and almost
> immediately says, 'No, this will never do, the water is only up to
> my chest.
>
>
> 'So on they row and row and row, and finally Barbie slips over the
> side and
> disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Bubbles is really
> getting
> worried when suddenly Barbie breaks the surface, gasping for
> breath she says,
>
> 'OK, it's finally deep enough. Hand me the shovel.'