my ten year old asked me what muff cabbage meant after he watched it three times....tee hee hee.
i told him it was a bad name for labia majora and he just walked away more confused....no i told him Va-jj. thats when i realized probably not great content for them (twins) but WTF, better from me than their F'd up buddy....
So we had a volvo s60 for a while AWD turbo, (highly recco for metrosexual vehicle) Lag was terrible but when she wound up, it handled on rails. i got my kids to vomit more times in the back of that car....(im rollin) .....so anyways. They were 4 years old at the time and used to call the car the "vulva" "Hey, dad, lets take the "vulva""..."thats what i always say son!"