This is one of TOTUS' recent updates that cracked me up.
Warning: Objectification of Female Teleprompters Ahead
As Big Guy and I spent a little time in France I've watched this outrageous story unfolding in the U.S. about this disgusting "Playboy" article in which the author claims to want to do hurtful things of a sexual nature to conservative women. Well, that got me thinking. There are a number of TelePrompters in politics and media I have long lusted after. And while some may accuse me of objectifying female TelePrompters, what can I say? We're objects. So here's my list of paramours:
FaceLift 1, Nancy Pelosi's Teleprompter: She's a bit uptight, but when she hears my Barry White and sees my rotating bed with the silk leopard bedspread I borrowed from Big Guy, her hard drive will melt.
Ghostwriter 1, Williams Ayers' TelePrompter: She's got '60s radical chic scrolling all over her. And while she hasn't bathed in years, when you're an inanimate object, you take what you can get.
RINO 1, Olympia Snowe's Teleprompter: She loves to trip the light fantastic ... and she's double-jointed.
Splash 2, Ted Kennedy's Replacement Teleprompter Post-Chappaquiddick: Let it go forth from this time and place that she mixes a mean whiskey sour that really sweetens the mood.
Plugs 1, Joe Biden's Teleprompter: Once you wipe the crayon doodlings off her screens, and reboot the hard drive from dis-use, she's kind of cute.
Big Red 1, Keith Olbermann's Teleprompter: You know those "Housewives of New Jersey"? Just like them, but without the charm or social graces. And the attitude ... Now that I think about it, I wouldn't upload with her with a ten-foot-extension cord.
Topless 1, Nicholas Sarkozy's Teleprompter: What? You're surprised? And those silicon chips? All original.
Gray Lady 1, Margaret Thatcher's Telepromtour: Classy, and with those British spellings running across her screen, she's Kate Winslet to my Leonardo DeCaprio.
Gipper 1, Ronald Reagan's Teleprompter: Best scroll in the hay I ever had.
