Best Excuses to go Sleddin

[SLED2SHRED]

My list of excuses is running short I need some more.After having so much already invested what is another day of lost wages. As we all know an epic day in a sunny way is priceless.Please Help!

 

[Ex-Member]

you need an excuse? Just tell your boss you're taking a sick day to go sledding...

could try making something up that's rather bizarre... "I promised a friend to help him fold road maps, can't make it into work today" or "I'd like to spend moar time with my toaster."

 

[Ollie]

My favorite is "I have to go or my wife will devorce me".

 

[John]

Did some work to the sled and need to make sure it runs right. Fuel is under $3.00. Buddys sled broke down on the hill so we need to go retrieve it. It's February, March, April...Lost my gloves, know where they are and need to go get them. Jusy a few that have served me pretty well.

 

[Thistledoo]

I have used this one "Analglucomba" "cant see my A$$ coming into work today!!!

 

[801_FuNk_801]

Just call in with a eye problem. It works and its not a lie because after all you just cant see yourself going into work that day.

 

[H20SKE]

Just tell him you have a doctor's appointment--Not feeling good.

Doc Baker--altitude sickness--lack of


H20SKE...

 

[cableguy]

tell him the cableguy is coming over appointment is 8-5

 

[modsledr]

Just tell him you have a doctor's appointment--Not feeling good.

Doc Baker--altitude sickness--lack of


H20SKE...

I just say "I need a lower back workout...and I hear Paul is riding today!!" lol

 

[montanasledder]

friends are scared to go without me

 

[Rush44]

Honey, winter only lasts for 4 months!

 

[crossthis]

I just got done doing my sister I think I'm sick

 

[whitefish]

Just work for someone who rides. They will never question your requests.

 

[snowmanx]

Honey, winter only lasts for 4 months!

Good one. I was going to say 3 months.

Another one...It snowed, and if I don't go I'll miss all the good stuff!

 

[ArticDoo]

Honest sweetie, my therapist recommended a full day of aggressive sledding in at least 3 feet of fresh powder to rejuvenate my sexual performance and be more of a romantic role model type … unlike the yesterday on Valentines day when I came back from sledding just a little late and was so bagged from getting stuck 12 and a half times (one bad one in a tree well) that I forgot it was Valentines day and fell asleep while being lectured…bad move ……… So how can I possibly go sledding tomorrow??? My therapist rides a XP…….hahahah! IT’s snowing, gota go!

 

[80arrow]

call in disinterested, (not interested in working)

 

[IMSICK]

Tell your boss it hurts when you pee and there is yellow bile discharge dripping from it....... usually the questions end there!!

 

[snow-seeker]

I need a mental health day. Afterall, sledding is no more expensive than a therapist.

 

[ARICH]

I just got done doing my sister I think I'm sick

I think we have another Joe Dirt on our hands

 

[sldgy]

After many years of looking for excuses I finally have the ultimate way to get the day off from work. I talked my boss into buying a sled. He picked it up Friday and I am taking him riding for the first time in the AM. He is young and athletic so it shouldn't be too bad plus the sun is supposed to shine all day long.