Best blonde joke ever

[H2SNOW]

BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help Me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over The table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he said with a deep sigh, . . . .... . ....




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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

 

[snowbunny chaser]

I don't care who you are, thats funny right there!

 

[sledboy82]

I don't care who you are, thats funny right there!

x 2

 

[Sidehiller]

My favorite: What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?











The 2001 world hide and seek champion.

 

[adrenaline junkey]

lol

 

[sledmanhof]

hahaha....nice

 

[Grizzly Adams]

Fawkin funny there

 

[14longshot]

HAHAHA good one.

 

[cobbycat]

did you hear the one about the blonde who got fired from the m&ms factory?







































she kept throwing out all the "w"s

 

[montanasledder]

Lol

 

[2001rmk700]

lmao that was pretty good

 

[Skinner]

LOL!!!!!

I have two blonds in the house. I can relate!

 

[snoprojoe]

Too funny

 

[AkMike]

That just reeks of Valley Girl!
My favorite blonde!

 

[duffman]

That was a pretty bold claim...........














but you delivered

 

[T&A1000]

Do you know why blondes don't make good Cowgirls?????

Because they can't keep their calves together!!

 

[Rmk900rider]

Thats funny

 

[arfrce]

Let's try to keep it clean guys. Thanks Jeff

 

[oldracr]

That is older than Al Gores internet