Ballz or Courage....which best describes you?

[JStrows]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...



GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'



BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next.'



I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death!

 

[R J]

For some reason the guts makes me laugh more! I love that one.

 

[H2SNOW]

next !

 

[sldgy]

lucky - finding a woman who you would rather go out drinking with instead of going out with the guys.

 

[wildcard]

Smart= finding a woman who will pay for you to got out drinking and throw in a lap dance for good measure!
Which reminds me, the new GF is taking me to the Bush Company this week

 

[sldgy]

Bush Company?

 

[wildcard]

You think beans, I think....
http://akbushcompany.com/

 

[SAWYER]

Lmao

 

[prayinforsnow]

Onyx

if you go to the ladies at the Bush Co. the one named ONYX looks like the prostitute from the movie borat!

 

[Sand2Snow]

HA! you got bush, i got babes!

Babes

 

[H2SNOW]

You think beans, I think....
http://akbushcompany.com/

love that joint !!