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BABIES FIRST EXAMINATION
A woman
and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to
come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and
being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
'Breast-fed,'she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He
pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while
in
a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get
dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You
don't have any milk.'
'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.
A woman
and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to
come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and
being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
'Breast-fed,'she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He
pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while
in
a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get
dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You
don't have any milk.'
'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.
