Atlanta Air Traffic Control

[suitcase]

You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.

Southerners can be so polite!

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."

Pause ...

Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC!"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus! Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'Hey' for us.."

 

[slyrydr]

if you've never flown around rag-heads before, they would never have figured out the problem...

 

[woodpecker]

that's funny right their, I don't care who ya are!