assistant wanted LOL

[speeddemon]

A young man goes into the Job Center in Downtown Los Angeles , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

Interested, he goes to learn more; 'Can you give me some more details?' he asks the clerk.

The clerk pulls up the file and says, 'The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.

There's an annual salary of $65,000, but you're going to have to go to Albuquerque New Mexico . That's about 620 miles from here.'

'Good grief, is that where the job is?'

'No sir --- that's where the end of the line is right now.'

 

[Weekday Warrior]

When my wife was preggo I sat in a few OBGYN waiting rooms, never again wondered about how awesome that job would be.


there is some nasty azz chit those poor fools gotta look at, make a guy puke and tear your eyeballs out with a spoon kinda stuff.

 

[switchback]

Reminds me of Tommy Boy. You can stick your head up a bull's azz to get a look at your steak but I'd rather trust my butcher.

 

[HawkShot99]

The people who visit them usually have a problem down there. Do you want to look at that all day?

I want to work on the Playboy set!

 

[Weekday Warrior]

you want to be a fluffer eh?

 

[SAWYER]

lmao

 

[89sandman]

always figured if you do what you love most for a living dosen't that make it work

 

[Superjag]

My wife is an OB/GYN doc. Let's just say that plenty of parts of the job are not particularly glamorous.
I keep trying to get her to use the line "At your cervix", but for some reason she doesn't find it appropriate. Not sure why.

 

[V-Man]

Next time you get in a crowd take a look around and count how many women you'd really want to see "close up". 1:100? 1:200?

This would be like riding a massively whooped up trail for 10 miles just to carve one turn in nice powder or climb one hill, then turn right around and get your butt kicked riding 10 miles back to the car. NO THANKS!